Song Parodies -> "Weed"

Original Song Title:

"Speed"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Montgomery Gentry

Parody Song Title:

"Weed"

Parody Written by:

Jef

The Lyrics

Ok I just made this up so... Oh well here goes

I need a good drug deal
I want a place with crack for my lungs to fill
I need to get high really quick
Hey mister what you got out there in your stash you can sell me in a pinch

Maybe one of them crushed up ecstasy pills
I hate people telling me that crack will kill
Hangovers don't matter no I don't need in the biz
All that really concerns me is

Weed
How fast can I smoke it
Can it get me
Very high quickly
A little fix-y
Can it get me out of my memory
Yeah, what I really need
Is a rolled up joint
And a whole lot of weed

I'd like to get some gin in my big cup
Cause I like to get high and really messed up
See, it's the first thing I smoke in the morning and last I drink at night
On the tailgate all night long I smoke till I'm gone
And I never move on
So give me

Weed
How fast can I smoke it
Can it get me
Very high quickly
A little fix-y
Can it get me out of my memory
Yeah, what I really need
Is a rolled up joint
And a whole lot of weed

Throw me a light so I can put some weed in my system
Pour that gin in my cup oh there's nothing to fear
Just give me one more blast
Oh I smoke it up fast
So give me

Weed
How fast can I smoke it
Can it get me
Very high quickly
A little fix-y
Can it get me out of my memory
Yeah, what I really need
Is a rolled up joint
And a whole lot of weed

That's what I need
I'm tired of smoking up my stash
I'm tired of smoking up my stash

This song is only a joke...

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Jeff Reuben - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, the pacing was good, but you ruined a perfectly good song =) Just kidding, I'm not big into the drug stuff, so I didn't get as much out of it. But it was pretty well written.

Alex Massy - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Haha.. I'm laughing my @$$ off right now... Great Great song... I give it ALL 5's

I Love you Jeff please email me - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm floored I also wrote a "Weed" to Speed, and we got some lyrics the same as well. I also know the actual writer of this song, he wrote a parody as well to his own song he sings around Nashville on occasion. Please email me at songcrack@hotmail.com. if your inclined! Bye

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