There's a rip in my box, wonder if that'll be a factor
In shipping, Wonder if they'll fix it for free?
In the line now, waiting almost an hour
With my friend Kenny, saying this is obscene
Hey that there lady in front has a real nice blouse
If we wait here any longer, I'll have a permanent frown

And this is "My Brown", na na na na na
Yeah, this is "My Brown", na na na na na

But, If shipping porn, you'll be amazed
They give us all so many ways
I grabbed a form, I filled it out, and when I chose, I'm a 2-day air fan
It's all pre-packed, weight - 5 pounds
and if any heavier, I ship it Ground. This is "My Brown", na na na na na
Yeah, this is "My Brown", na na na na na
"My Brown"

Well, It's my business to ship stuff off to get someone that thrill
It's better then sitting at home being an old prune
The people ordering it won't get anything finer
And reply cards always say nothing else will do
So come next order is a special, a two for one price
And most likely all those orders will go Ground

And this is "My Brown", na na na na na
Yeah, this is "My Brown", na na na na na

If shipping porn, you'll be amazed
They give us all so many ways
I grabbed a form, I filled it out, and when I chose, I'm a 2-day air fan
It's all pre-packed, weight - 5 pounds
and if any heavier, I ship it Ground. This is "My Brown", na na na na na
Yeah, this is "My Brown", na na na na na
"My Brown"

Well, that rip I had wasn't much of a factor,
They fixed it. They said rips like that aren't to hard
Guess it was worth to wait the whole hour
But now Kenny said we should go to a bar
Better get in a few before the two for one price
Gets us all beat, so lets get going now
But soon next week, We'll come back here around

"Our Brown", na na na na na
Yeah, this is "My Brown", na na na na na
Yeah

If shipping porn, you'll be amazed
They give us all so many ways
I grabbed a form, I filled it out, and when I chose, I'm a 2-day air fan
It's all pre-packed, weight - 5 pounds
and if any heavier, I ship it Ground. This is "My Brown", na na na na na
Yeah, this is "My Brown", na na na na na
This is "My Brown", na na na na na
"My Brown", "My Brown", na na na na na
This is "My Brown", na na na na na
"My Brown", na na na na na