Song Parodies -> "Bad Words"

Original Song Title:

"Space Lord"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bad Words"

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The Lyrics

Based on the funniest stand-up bit of all-time, George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say On Television." Although, I think you can say most of these words on TV now.

I been swearin' like sailors for the past 20 years
When I get real upset I'll take it out on your ears
So just reach for the button that will give off a beep
Cuz the FCC says these words make you a creep
I said noooooooooo......can't say motherfu@&*r

There's a couple of words now, that you just cannot say
On the ol' radio or TV anyway
Well like George Carlin said, they're not really that bad
It's the meaning behind them that should make you mad
But still noooooooo......can't say motherfu@&*r

You can't say a**hole on the 6:00 news
If you utter sh*t then they will give you the blues
Give me the guts to say p*ss, t*ts, and c*nt
I'll scream c*ck sucker, censor me if you want

Savin' the big one, my favorite of all
Could make the whole country erode crumble and fall
It's got so many meanings, and I'll use every one
I might even say f*ck you just for fun
I said noooooooooo......can't say motherfu@&*r

You can't say a**hole on the 6:00 news
If you utter sh*t then they will give you the blues
Give me the guts to say p*ss, t*ts, and c*nt
I'll scream c*ck sucker, censor me if you want
I said wellllll......can't say motherfu@&*r (4X)

He added three more to his great bit
F*rt, t*rd and tw*t, but I'm sure that's not it
There's many more not on the list
Tune in next time for ones I missed
Can't say motherfu@&*r (several X)

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George - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

This &*%$&(^ parody was (^%%@!( awesome, mother(*@&)$.

who cares what my name is - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I would say the same thing, except I dont know the original %!@& song.

']['eribble - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment

a song about swearing... lovely... you realise that they never actualy swear in the original song not even once? the gap in there is suposed to be in there, so its not like they were censored, just thought you should know... 5/3/4

Amanda - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment

Ironically, this band got so anxious about pleasing the FCC that they censored even the album version of the OS. And this was after parental warning stickers stopped being album sales poison.

mouselover - April 29, 2020 - Report this comment

While MF is censored on the album version the word tit can be heard. Here's a fan made uncensored version https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MAOxM9vhtnA This was possible because of an uncensored remix

mouselover - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment

And also, it wasn't the band's decision to censor MF. A&M Records forced them to do it.

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