Is it words no, let me let me read it
i put my book down flip it and interpret
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah

If you got a big book, let me search it
and find out how hard it is to read it
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah ( read on )

If your a long novel get your hooked on fonics on
Get a interpreture, get your brain on
Cards, lift'm up, lets have have fun and
let's play tunk, Thats gon' help us read
Dont i sound like im hooked on phonics yet
see the kids outside playin' tricks too
reading dont wanna come to me, never
you wont find a book thats even harder
i make books longer than they really are
listen up close while I interpret it
Im not a chapter book, but i can read to you whenever you
want

I love the man who taught me how to talk
love the way my pages go flip-flip-flip-flip
kept your fingas on flip-flip-flip-flip-flip
and think you can read all this bang-a-chong-ching
take my book marker off and sweep it wit' a broom
cut the pages out so i can fake read to you

Is it words no, let me let me read it
i put my book down flip it and interpret
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah


If you got a big book, let me search it
and find out how hard it is to read it
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah ( read on )

Books books al types of books
Short, long , scary, even chapter books
why blah,-blah-ba-blah-ba-blah-blah
read-blah,-blah-ba-blah-ba-blah-blah
books books get the stash
if there in the closet or im makin some hash

aint no shame lots of people cant read
just make sure you know your abc's
just cause i got a lot of novels upa
books couldnt get me to learn to read
gooba gobba a kid again, goo gaa
picture kids saying, "oh, yes a chapter"
picture lil' bill reading a chapta
R.L Stine and shakspeare cant outlast ya
Who is the best, ill have to ask paa'
when i get done it wont even matter
why you read like goo gaa
So you read like goo gaa
As R.L Stine goes Ga Goo Ga Goosebumps
Give you goo-goo-goo of this mummble

Is it words no, let me let me read it
i put my book down flip it and interpret
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah


If you got a big book, let me search it
and find out how hard it is to read it
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's my blah blah blah blah blah blah ( read on )

To my Interpretus
I like the way you read that
To my authors
You sure know how to write yea.