Hold up please, don't pick up the phone
I'm on the internet
This is still a 56K dial up modem
(Hold up, hol' up)

[Chorus]
Is it on here, let me search it
I load up the program and it connects it
{*"I load up the program and it connects it" - backwards 2X*}
If it's a big file, then just forget it
'Cause it will take forever just to get it
{*"I load up the program and it connects it" - backwards 2X*}

I'd like to get a cable, 'cause it's fast-ah
Search the internet, it comes quick-ah
Give me all the songs so I can download ya
You want a burnt CD just come on ov-ah
Wanna do it yourself, then I'll show ya
Don't call on phone, I'll be on the interne-tah
Hold on for a minute you will or you won't cha
So I can find what I want cha
Must be lost want some tips don't cha
Wish you could type like this don't cha
Your website gets low hits right cha
This kinda speed makes me go ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha
Taking so long I say la-di-da
Search it! This is taking forev-ah
Man, wasn't this what I told ya

[repeat chorus]

If you're slow as this, then you feel me
Grab a program in the hour of three
Load up explorer, that's my host-ah
One more minute, it's gettin' clos-ah
Picked up Kazaa I no longer need ya
See the computer playin' tricks on ya
I want a DSL happen nev-ah
I won't find nothing that's even bett-ah
Look up hot pics of the actress Heath-ah
I'll press the button so I can go backwards
{*"Watch how I take it back to where we were" - backwards*}
I'm not a computer geek but I can search whatchu want
I love this site so much it's full of funk
Bookmarked it to be one of my fa-fa-favorites
Keep your eyes on the screen to do what I do
And if you think you got this let me watch you
Pull out the plug and watch it crash
A year or two it really didn't last

[Chorus]

Surfers, surf from around the world
Even people get online from the third world
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Always in the chat
Always claiming to beat someones ass
These things are a shame, do their thang
And guys try to spit ladies their game

I got a lot of mp3 sup-ah
From songs being old to the new-ah
Bill Gates he's a monoploy, yes sir
Picture him sayin, "I hate Microsoft"
Picture nude pics of a nude pastor
Little guys, this is only for ya
What is the best? Yes, I have to ask ya
I get what I want, won't even matt-ah
Why'd I get disconnected, duh
I forgot I have AOL, duh
Why they wanna act like it's the best service
Another lost signal man forget this

[Chorus]

To the surfers, ooooh
Good God, this is taking forever
To my buddies, woo
Hit me sometime when we're both online