Comments online, read a few
And they're all pretty la-ame
Mickey Mouse as Cyclops?
Shock on my fa-a-ace
When Disney outright bought Marvel
Mashup a-art had rei-eigned
My eyebro-ow's raised, the same joke agai-ain

There's no real way of knowin'
When someone onli-ine
Has made the same ref'rence as you
Not all o-of the ti-i-ime (ah-ah-ah)
But to folks like me who read them
It's an unendin' pi-ile (they're so lame)
Of jokes so-o lame, the same joke agai-ain

Ev'ry time news comes ou-out
The internet screams lou-oud
Keep r-r-readin' "Guess Leia's a Disney Princess no-ow"
Originality-y
There's none that I can see-ee
Ev'ryone and their mother has to join the pa-arty-y
So hard to tune them out
Stuck in a comment hell
"Star Wars filled with lens flares" Ooh-whoah-ooh-oh-ooh
Stuck in thi-is phase, the same joke agai-ain

Sometimes I'm just left reelin'
Fro-om the ti-imes
These "jokes" get emailed straight to me
Six mo-onths behi-i-ind (ah-ah-ah)
From non-avid tweeters
And I just roll my eye-eyes (hurts my brain)
I can't e-evade the same joke agai-ain

Can't get mad that they've fou-ound
A gif or vid with sou-ound
It m-m-may not be the kinda thing they think abou-out
But why send it to me-e?
Should know I always rea-ead
Ev'rythin' related to ev'ry smash hit mo-ovie-ie
Online the whole year round
Nothin' gets by me, hell
I post my own gif-sets, ooh-whoah-ooh-oh-ooh
It's still a-a pain, the same joke agai-ain

And you say "Why don't you choose
To not read what they sa-ay?"

It's not that easy no-ow
The whole web goes to to-own
With p-p-postin' memes and theories ev'rywhere they're rou-ound
Not just my Twitter fee-eed
Or Tumblr dash, you see-ee
It's ev'ry single forum, fan-art host and wi-iki-i
And there's spoilers abound
"Why not just log off?" Hell
I'll get calls from my friends, ooh-whoah-ooh-oh-ooh
I can't e-evade the same jokes agai-ain
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh
Unendi-in' waves, the same jokes agai-ain