One day I was listening
To some songs on radio
And then suddenly I heard a song
A song I did not know

It was awful, it was grating
It’s not possible for me, to like this
And now it's making me insane
Because I knew that it was bad, it was Miley Cyrus

7 Things I hate about this song
7 Things I hate about this song, this song
The lyrics suck, it's fast then slow
Played everywhere I go
It makes me scream, it makes me cough
I'm going to turn it off
It's overplayed
on the radio, it's so cliched
I wanna hear a much better song
And the 7th thing I hate the most 'bout this song
It is way too long

Walking into a restaurant
As I hear this song again
I am not believing
That it sits in the top ten
When it falls off, celebrate it
If they play it, now i'll hate it
I'll be clear
Oh It's so terrible
It's the worst song of this year

7 Things I hate about this song
The lyrics suck, it's fast then slow
Played everywhere I go
It makes me scream, it makes me cough
I'm going to turn it off
It's overplayed
on the radio, it's so cliched
I wanna hear a much better song
And the 7th thing I hate the most 'bout this song
It is way too long

And now at the final chorus
You expect to hear the good
It's irrevocably bad
Not like I ever would

7 Things I hate about this song
The lyrics suck, it's fast then slow
Played everywhere I go
It makes me scream, it makes me cough
I'm going to turn it off
It's overplayed
on the radio, it's so cliched
I wanna hear a much better song
And the 7th thing I hate the most 'bout this song
It is way too long