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Song Parodies -> "57 Condiments"
Original Song Title:
"27 Jennifers"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mike Doughty
Parody Song Title:
"57 Condiments"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
I use a sauce with 57 condiments
Put on fries, with patience, it is red and tastes good
it is
slow good
Tilt the bottle down and wait for it to pour
Everything tastes good with Ketchup
I will sit and wait for it to land on fries
I'm full of anticipation
I make a fuss 'bout 57 condiments
Sauerkraut, 10 pickles, tomatoes in brine
it is
slow good
You know that it has tomato concentrate
It has high-fructose corn syrup
It has distilled vinegar and spices, too
They say it has natural flavors
it is
slow good
J.H. Heinz makes condiments galore
Some are gross, others delightful
I dare you to eat some pickled onions
Five and seven numbers made up
J.H. Heinz makes condiments galore
Some are gross, others delightful
I dare you to eat some pickled onions
Five and seven numbers made up
57 Condiments
57 Condiments
Put on fries, with patience, it is red and tastes good
it is
slow good
Tilt the bottle down and wait for it to pour
Everything tastes good with Ketchup
I will sit and wait for it to land on fries
I'm full of anticipation
I make a fuss 'bout 57 condiments
Sauerkraut, 10 pickles, tomatoes in brine
it is
slow good
You know that it has tomato concentrate
It has high-fructose corn syrup
It has distilled vinegar and spices, too
They say it has natural flavors
it is
slow good
J.H. Heinz makes condiments galore
Some are gross, others delightful
I dare you to eat some pickled onions
Five and seven numbers made up
J.H. Heinz makes condiments galore
Some are gross, others delightful
I dare you to eat some pickled onions
Five and seven numbers made up
57 Condiments
57 Condiments
Parody by Mason "57 Varieties" Resnick
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... and if you swallow the Ronald Reagan line, it's and adequeat school lunch, too.
555 for 57. :-)
spreadin around some fives for ya
. . . careful Sir, watch your ~ sugar content ~
DKTOS, but this is tasty.
Thanks Stan, alvin, UnKnown, and John. (The OS is getting a lot of airplay these days on a local rock station. You can see the YouTube video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nN_5kkYR6k
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