All you got to do is get some oil and watch it fry,
Don't acknoldge my style of deep frying food, yeah
And all you got to do is say the wrong word and hot oil is all over you
Don't feep me wonderin' why, my food just isn't fried
I just want fried food

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Golden brown, krispy and hot
Said I wish that I could have fried food tonight
Cause I like foods deep fried,fried,fried

When I don't have fried food I start screamin' it's unreal
"Why isn't this oily? I want to clog my arteries!"
Chlosterol, can't let you taste it let it glisten listen
I would give you anything babe but stay away from my f**king food
Oh damn you

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If you would takem my ham, baby I would show you guide you through the fry babe
If you would fry my ham, baby I make sure I never, never eat your poon