Song Parodies -> "Eggnog"

Original Song Title:

"Bite The Hand That Feeds"

Original Performer:

"Eggnog"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is the only aspect about the holiday season I haven't written a parody about before.

And once again it's Christmas
The consumption time of roast turkey
And potatoes and pies with crust
Is what will come to be a grocery-assisted suicide?

One ingestion is my compulsion
Clogs tight the inside of my arteries
Caused by the electric chaos of nutmeg, milk, su-gar, rum and yolks that I do imbibe

Love to drink eggnog, a sweet beverage treat
I drink the eggnog, both spiked or virgin breeds
I drink the eggnog, skip cholesterol reads
I chug that eggnog, 'til from my nose it bleeds

Drink it anytime with anything
As long as it is cold and sweet
You nuts can keep your brandy
You locos take those beer cans please, ain't got no uses for 'em here!

A taste bud tickling af-fair
Of the drink you can never, ever take from me
Yes, just one fluid ounce straight to my head
It just sets me free, now watch my pants button come flying, busting through!

When I drink eggnog, my life's so complete
When I drink eggnog, the yuletide joy succeeds
I love my eggnog, serve with salad or meat
Where's that damned eggnog, this here homeboy needs
I love that eggnog, sensation supersedes
I want that eggnog, please bring some Santa, please!

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Matthias - December 15, 2014 - Report this comment

I wish you a metal Christmas! And a headbanging New Year!

Jonathan - December 15, 2014 - Report this comment

I'd never really heard of this song before or anything else by Megadeth for that matter but I have to say this is MY kind of parody! eggnog is truly one of my favorite parts of the Christmas season! so here's to you Agrimorfee! "raises glass of eggnog for a toast" 5's

Agrimorfee - December 15, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks Matty & Jonathan (Jonathan, I have heard as many Megadeth songs as you have...)

Max Power - December 26, 2014 - Report this comment

The fourth line got me, good work on trying to stock up on something people drink for Christmas for some reason.

bobpiecheese - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Can't remember if I've ever tried eggnog, but given how weird my tastes are, I probably wouldn't like it. What I do like, however, is this parody, fantastically written for such a simple topic as "I Heart Eggnog". 555!

Blaydeman - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) the simplicity of this spoof really adds to its charm. I enjoyed it very much. I used to be a nut for eggnog, but haven't had it in a long time, but some of my favorite Yule tide memories include eggnog. Great seasonal spoof sir. I hope you had a merry Christmas and a happy new year too!

Abbott Skelding - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment

Gotta love Christmas themed metal parodies. I love eggnog (without alcohol...I just like the taste of it as is!) My mom always said "It's the quickest way to take in 4000 calories per glass" haha. Excellent work!

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