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Kenzies got a problem,
Cos' she fancies my best mate,
For every date she had,
She went 2 hours late,
She's dumped Max and Ryan,
But this is just a fate,
Who does she hate?

Everybody knows about her name,
That it has no fame,
If you do ask me,
She needs a face lift to be pretty,
Cos when I see her she gives me a scare.

Who thinks Andy's desperate,
Cos' who that is I agree,
Even though that no one,
Will ever go out with me,
Has Kenzie looked,
In the mirror recently,
Well has she?
Well has she?

Everybody knows about her name,
That it has no fame,
If you do ask me,
She needs a face lift to be pretty,
Cos when I see her she gives me a scare.

She looks like a donkeys bum,
I kicked her in the face but it went numb
And then she went insane,
She couldn't take pain,
She said I was to blame,
She called me a puff,
But she wasn't very tough,
So when, she punched me there was no red mark.

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Everybody knows about her name,
That it has no fame,
If you do ask me,
She needs a face lift to be pretty,
Cos when I see her she gives me a scare.

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