David went shopping for pies,
And before his eyes,
There was a cream cake in the sun,
And he said YUM!
And he fell flat on his bum,
And he sat there crying and just waiting waiting for his mum,
And his friends said,

You are so greedy,
I can't believe you ate that pie.
You are so greedy,
I can't believe you ate that pie.
You said you ate one,
But we know you ate five!!!!
And David cried,
For being picked on by the guys.
Dude you are so overweight,
I cant believe you are my mate!!!!
(Did I mention that you're overweight?)

He ate for hours,
He buckled his trousers,
His belt flew off into the sky,
But he sighed,
And carried on eating pie,
And later got sued,
Cos' this song was taking off Mcfly,
And his friends said,

(Chorus)

It looked incredible,
Just seventeen days old,
I could just eating it all,
But its covered in mould.
So what an I to do,
Its too good to be true!!!!

1, 2, 3, 4!
(Short Instrumental)

But three days later,
He saw a 'gator,
It was eating his favourite pie!!!!
He screamed "WHY!"
The 'gator bit him on the thigh,
And now he says " Rabies are now a friend of mine!"
And his friends said!!!!!!!!!

(Chorus)