Song Parodies -> "Victim"

Original Song Title:

"Weapon"

Original Performer:

"Victim"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is a PSA parody song about Internet Safety. Inspired by my frequent attendance of ForNoGoodReason and co. podcasts.

Here in my life, is childhood
Here in my life, online chats
Always tried to make a friend
Always tried to make a friend, as well
Now in my life, brand new hell

Here in my life, you are confidence
Here in my life, a personality to love
Never heard about consent
Never heard about consent, dispel
Now in my life, brand new hell

(Guitar Riffs)

Safety, think safety
Safety, think safety

This is your re-al-i-ty
Your re-al-i-ty
Safety, think safety

Get your parents, and the police
So they can, tell you
How you’ve become a victim
And he’s dmmmm’d*
And he gets doxed
So they can, tell you
How you’ve become a victim
Never knew about consent
Never knew about consent, dispel

Safety, think safety

(Guitar Riffs to Outro)

Now in my life, brand new hell
Now in my life, brand new hell
Now in my life, brand new hell

* = I've come to understand that adult males are more likely considered as online sexual predators to underage kids. I consider the Liu the Kitty situation as an outlier to that. Sorry for my sloth, but if there is some kind of citation or study that actually shows adult females as targeting underage kids moreso, I will get this song pulled. This does not apply to cougars, btw since that relate to both parties being adults. Also, shame on anyone that gives this a 5 for funny.

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