First just a sight gag in a Man-Thing plight
A Donald the Duck stand-in, right
Could've been it, but that's a lie
Steve Gerber loved characters so strange
And brought the duck back again
Once Disney gave him pants
Oh

This duck named Howard is so silly
Tears in my eyes from laughin' at this dork
It never takes itself seri-iously-y
But all Howard wants is just a normal life, nothin' more
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not a real superhero, you heard right
Just a duck who, one strange ni-ight
Popped up in Cleveland mad as shite, oh
He tries to work a job from day to day
With Beverly, she's a ba-abe
The tension there is kinda strange
A-ba-da-boh

This duck named Howard can be grumpy
Heroic life is not what he asked for
But he still keeps gettin' dragged i-in, he's pee-eeved
Ain't too much too ask to have a normal life, nothin' more
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Doesn't have workin' wi-ings
No powers at all, sti-inks
This comic's out there and tha-a-at's fine (that's just fi-ine)
Oh, oh (that's just fi-ine)
Sometimes the super schti-ick
It gets borin' really qui-uick
And so what I do-o
Is check out this weird-ass comic book, won't you?

This duck named Howard, he works for me
Rollin' his eyes as if it was a cho-o-o-o-ore
To deal with cross-dimension no-onsense, gee-eez
But he's got no choice, just wants a normal life, nothin' more
This du-uck named Howard had a-a movie
And it was shite, most of the time a bo-o-o-o-ore
It plain la-acked the right kind of co-omic chee-eese
Not a good start for Marvel films, for su-oo-u-oo-u-u-ure
This duck named Howard, love his series (oh-oh, yeah, yeah-eah-eah)
Hope it's revived, it was far from a bo-o-o-o-ore (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Maybe Guardians of the Ga-alaxy-y (fingers crossed, yeah, ah-ah)
Volume 2 will have another cameo, maybe more (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-eah-eah)