[Flash:]
All up in the blogs,says she's the star
Thinks she's cool,but she's gone too far
If she doesn't shut up,I'll hit her with a car
Her singing has caused me an emotional scar
Now she sounds like Roseanne Barr

Ahhh Ohhhh.
Why do you think you're a celebrity?
Sold a shitload of albums,now you're crazy
That don't look like botox,it's ecstasy
You should know,we're not impressed with thee

You're delusional, you're delusional,
Girl, you're losing your mind.
You're delusional,you're delusional

[Mariah Carey:]
Flash,please stop insultin' me
I'm famous,can't you see
I'm dating Nick Cannon from MTV
And you'll see,I'm not crazy
If I were,would I rhyme crazy with crazy?


Ahhh Ohhhh.
Okay,so I'm not a real celebrity
Guess I'm showing a bit too much nudity
Especially back when I made "Touchy my body"

[Flash:]
You're delusional, you're delusional,
Face the facts,you appeal to nobody

[Mariah Carey:]
I'm delusional,I'm delusonal
Time to end this parody

Ooh Ohh Ohh.
Aaaahhhhhhhh

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I'm delusional--

[Flash:]
SHUT UP!!!