Song Parodies -> "Mucus"

Original Song Title:

"Music"

Original Performer:

"Mucus"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hey doctor, help me, give me some pills
I need some antibiotics
And when I start to cough, my throat gets really rough
Now I'm feeling really sick

Chorus:
Mucus, in my nostrils, makes it runny (need to blow my nose)
Mucus, in my throat now, it's snot funny (need to clear my throat)

Didn't think of Kleenex, and I really need to wipe
I got that boogie in me
It's like a faucet dripping, and it just won't go away
Gets on everything I touch, because I'm sneezing everyday

(chorus)

Hey doctor, help me
I have too much boogie in me, I have too much boogie in me
I have too much boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?
Hey doctor, help me, give me some more pills
Can you refill my prescription?
The phlegm is too much, and I just can't hock it up
It's way beyond description

(chorus)

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Mikey Squirrel - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Gee, I do a parody about lung butter and hocking it up... and no comments. What a surprise...." In case you didn't notice I was being sarcastic" "Well, duh!"

Rebecca Gale - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment

This is really scary. I was about to write a song parody about called mucus because I'm sick too.

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