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Song Parodies -> "The Saga Continues"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"The Saga Continues"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
This will be a sequel to Weird Al's American Pie parody,The Saga Begins.
A long,long time ago
In a galaxy far away
When the Darth Maul days are over
And if this dude had a chance
To step into a Jedi's pants
And he's maybe training so much better
But Count Dooku made him shiver
With deadly blows he deliver
Bad news to Tatooine
And everybody may scream
He's no longer nine years old
This dude is really growing cold
And he's got something for him to hold
A cool lightsaber for the boy
Goodbye,bye,mister Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's a teenage sly
And those very proud men are feeling lucky tonight
Singing this guy was a new Jedi
This guy was a new Jedi
Did you know Queen Amidala's
Now a senator that she was
And she wasn't 14 anymore
Now,do you believe in C-3PO
R2-D2 tells us we want to know
And can the boy try to go overboard
And I know Yoda has a lightsaber
He speaks misarranged whatever
That Yoda fights Count Dooku
Some guy will be like Mace Windu
He was a lonely teenage Jedi Knight
With a blue lightsaber,he knows what right
And I knew he was planned to fight
This is a grown-up boy
He started singing
Bye,bye,mister Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's a teenage sly
And those very proud men are feeling lucky tonight
Told 'em this guy was a new Jedi
This guy was a new Jedi
Guess who's singing
Bye,bye,mister Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's a teenage sly
And those very proud men are feeling lucky tonight
Told 'em this guy was a new Jedi
In a galaxy far away
When the Darth Maul days are over
And if this dude had a chance
To step into a Jedi's pants
And he's maybe training so much better
But Count Dooku made him shiver
With deadly blows he deliver
Bad news to Tatooine
And everybody may scream
He's no longer nine years old
This dude is really growing cold
And he's got something for him to hold
A cool lightsaber for the boy
Goodbye,bye,mister Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's a teenage sly
And those very proud men are feeling lucky tonight
Singing this guy was a new Jedi
This guy was a new Jedi
Did you know Queen Amidala's
Now a senator that she was
And she wasn't 14 anymore
Now,do you believe in C-3PO
R2-D2 tells us we want to know
And can the boy try to go overboard
And I know Yoda has a lightsaber
He speaks misarranged whatever
That Yoda fights Count Dooku
Some guy will be like Mace Windu
He was a lonely teenage Jedi Knight
With a blue lightsaber,he knows what right
And I knew he was planned to fight
This is a grown-up boy
He started singing
Bye,bye,mister Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's a teenage sly
And those very proud men are feeling lucky tonight
Told 'em this guy was a new Jedi
This guy was a new Jedi
Guess who's singing
Bye,bye,mister Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's a teenage sly
And those very proud men are feeling lucky tonight
Told 'em this guy was a new Jedi
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I never really liked continuations...and American Pie is by Don McClean, not Madonna.
To "To A Lesser Extent": That is true, but Madonna recorded a cover version a few years back, so this parody is based on her version.
Tokusou, I think authors will have a hard time voting well on pacing on this. You need to match the pace of the original better. Also, rythming (though not a specific scoring category, which I think it should be) is vital to being able to enjoy the piece, and yours suffered at times. For example, the first stanza would have been much more readable like this: A long,long time ago On a planet far away When the Darth Maul days are o'er And if this dude had a chance To step into a Jedi's pants Then maybe he'd train better than before It scans with the original and each line rythmes. The importance of this cannot be overemphasised...THBS, a good first effort story-wise, just the pacing and rythming need to be more consistent....
Like Lar' said.
great 555
Liked that line did I: "He speaks misarranged whatever".
Laurence, Agrimorfee: Maybe he´s going Yoda on the musical part too, rearranging tones etc. (That :"Excuse TM" Was brought to you by K1chyd slippery-slopes-productions Inc and may not be copied in public). :-)
Laurence, Agrimorfee: Maybe he´s going Yoda on the musical part too, rearranging tones etc. (That :"Excuse TM" Was brought to you by K1chyd slippery-slopes-productions Inc and may not be copied in public). :-)
TSB, I looked at this again, after 2 months have passed, and I wonder what has happened to you? :0. This is really your crowning achievement.
I didn't know Madonna made a cover. But anyway, I hope Weird Al like it. I enjoy it.
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