Noooooooo (No!)
Baby noooooo (No!)
Baby noooooo (No!)
That fat has got to gooooo (Go!)
(Repeat 1x)

(Syncronos)
You doin food activities
Snack dependencies
Food is your friend, diets are your enemies
With fat energy to
do whacha do
chew whatcha chew
Moo like ya moo
Yo' ass obese like Chef Paul Pru', cookin' up them stuffed shells
Now why da hell you out on the beach like a beached whale?
Beached whale, everybody! Right over there!
Tryin' to wear a thong to cover cellulite layers
Come on girl, cover up always
Yo' ass is too big, you blockin' da airwaves
You ate a whole cake and didn't even stop to chew
And everybody said, "Damn, is she about to eat two!?"

(chorus x2)

(Syncronos)
Can't be that fat and have a sex life
That don't sound right
I called Richard Simmons, that man fainted outright
You's fat! How'd you do that? Where you been?
But you can't even answer 'cause you 'bout to eat again!
Its a big wide world, that we livin in
Big boned, chubby, gigantic-assed women
Not all, just some
You know who you are
Yo' ass in yo' room 'cause you can't fit in tha car
Yo' ass broke the stage, yo' ass broke the bar
I hate to tell you dear, but you fat by far!
Fat! (But can I get some fries?!)
NO! (Cmon, on the side?!)

(chorus 2x)

(Syncronos)
You can't fit in them pantyhose
And everybody knows
That you suckin down pies like cheerios
Yo' fat is horrible, horrendous
On taxes you can write off yo' thighs as dependants
Yo' cholesterol risin
It aint surprisin
Eatin' all that bacon
You need to quit makin'
But girls who are fat, don't feel so blue
Cuz liposuction might be for you!

(chorus x2)