Throw it out!

Wai-ai-ai-ai-aitin' for my dinne-er
See my drink on it's wa-ay
I o-o-o-o-ordered a large lemonade
Cause I'm real thirsty-y
Bu-u-u-u-ut what's that jammed on the top? Don't you try to serve me
That slice of le-emon
Are you-ou-ou-ou-ou tryin' to taint my drink with that damn sliver?
Take off that le-emon, don't want it near me

I-I-I-I-I don't know why they'd do this to me, kitchen je-e-erks
Dumb slice of le-emon
For tha-a-a-a-at thing, wasn't askin, man, cause it makes me livid
Pointless-ass le-emon (waiter, do you hear me?)
Take off that le-emon (won't just put it on my bread plate, yeah)
Remove that le-emon (I don't want it near me)

I'm overreactin'? I kno-ow
This is how my brain works, thou-ough

Cause my-y-y-y-y tongue will taste much more so-urness while I'm drinkin'
Thanks to that le-emon
And I-I-I-I-I hope they never do the same with lime, I'm thinkin'
That's worse than le-emon (don't like lime's taste, you see)
Lime's worse than le-emon (might be psychosomatic stuff, yeah)
Don't want that le-emon (problem's likely with me)
Damn slice of le-emon, whooah (I still don't want it in my cu-u-u-up)
Get that slice out of my cu-up