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Song Parodies -> "Avril is a Poser"
Original Song Title:
"Devil is a Loser"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lordi
Parody Song Title:
"Avril is a Poser"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
What's the antonym to Lordi, a heavy rock band that allegedly used three days to get the make up right for their first video? Could it be Avril (Lavigne), the so called artist responsible for brainwashing her lowbrow fan populace into thinking that black lipstick and a Barbie/Hobbit sized leather jacket makes them Punk Rockers?
You hang with skaters in the easy lane
You want your punk music the easy way
You got a dame without brain
And her act is really gay
You wear black leather but your rind is weak
You have black lipstick but you're still a sheep
You bought it all - and then more
From Avril's Come-Tweenie store
"Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated)
First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated)
And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated)
Get out, get out' town, you're not a punk 'cos...
That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me itch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Tasteless losers making him rich
She's a bitch
You think her records are your licence to goth
You bought fakery and our loathe
You're stillborn, to grind downhill
Like Avril you're unskilled
You get concussion when you blow your nose
Not a lot killed though far as neurons goes
Game's up, you've no cerebral brawns
You bring us only yawns
"Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated)
First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated)
And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated)
Dead on, dead on dumb, you're not a punk 'cos...
That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me twitch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Hopeless losers making him rich
And when she goes rotund
She makes us catch some Zs
Success came bought and
Sold like her through MTV
You got yourself some greasepaint
Drew your eyelids black
Now you think you've no restraint
Teen Weenies don't know jack!
That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that they buy her kitsch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Brainless losers making him rich
She's a bitch
Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fans heads are as good as an empty fridge
Yes that Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Pimping records making him rich
Pimping records making him rich
Pimping records making him rich
You want your punk music the easy way
You got a dame without brain
And her act is really gay
You wear black leather but your rind is weak
You have black lipstick but you're still a sheep
You bought it all - and then more
From Avril's Come-Tweenie store
"Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated)
First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated)
And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated)
Get out, get out' town, you're not a punk 'cos...
That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me itch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Tasteless losers making him rich
She's a bitch
You think her records are your licence to goth
You bought fakery and our loathe
You're stillborn, to grind downhill
Like Avril you're unskilled
You get concussion when you blow your nose
Not a lot killed though far as neurons goes
Game's up, you've no cerebral brawns
You bring us only yawns
"Sk8r Boi" and "Complicated" (Punk desecrated)
First you hear it you should hate it (She's overrated)
And how she's always gonna fake it (Brain's been vacated)
Dead on, dead on dumb, you're not a punk 'cos...
That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that it makes me twitch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Hopeless losers making him rich
And when she goes rotund
She makes us catch some Zs
Success came bought and
Sold like her through MTV
You got yourself some greasepaint
Drew your eyelids black
Now you think you've no restraint
Teen Weenies don't know jack!
That Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fan base is so dumb that they buy her kitsch
That Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Brainless losers making him rich
She's a bitch
Avril is a poser, a corporate bitch
Her fans heads are as good as an empty fridge
Yes that Avril is a poser, some mogul's bitch
Pimping records making him rich
Pimping records making him rich
Pimping records making him rich
© Peter Andersson. (Unless I heard her deep throat mumbling wrong she said it best herself on her latest so called hit: "soo much for my over-bending").
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Very good OS; good parody too. I was debating between a 545 and full 5s; I went with the latter since this may draw some un-one-ted votes. The first time I saw Avril she was wearing heavy green eyeshadow - I thought for a second "is 'raccoon' the new style these days?".Oh, you ought to check back a bit on the photo caption contests and find the Avril picture, I think you will like my winning caption.
Good one.
Great job here. I especially liked the last couple of verses, that pretty much says it all. Catchy OS too. 555
You need Advil to listen to Avril... 5-5-5
I think Avril has **some** good songs, but she is not punk in the least. I am reluctant to call anybody punk who isn't Iggy Pop, a Stooge, any rocker from the 1970s punk scene, or a "famous" CBGB band. But Green Day can be called punk anytime. The so-called "punk-pop" is no more real than Milli Vanilli. "Girl, you know it's good, you know it's good, you know it's good, etc." DKTOS, but that doesn't really matter, thanks to the mp3. You really got your point across with this one, and funyn too. 555
(SOTM) See above.. Great parody, too!
(SOTM) Whoa....interesting OS. Anywho, this is definitely a cut above the other Avril-bashing parodies. I have to admit I used to be quite the Avrilhead when I was 12...but that was 4 years ago, mind you, and I've since reformed.
SOTM-alright
(SOTM) Some really good writing here...my favorite phrase is "license to goth".
(SOTM) Some clever lines, lots of creativity that contradicted the OS ryhme schemes, which is a brave and difficult thing (I always have a hard time doing that). My only quibble is the "Sk8er Boi and Complicated" line, very hard to follow against the mp3 you so kindly provided. 545
That's 455, actually.
SOTM: Very well done (has Avril changed her image again)? I like the juxtaposition to Lordi.
(SOTM) In the OS, do they have permanent sore throats? I like the parody, though. But, I have never been interested in finding out more about her....other than she 'sings'. :)
I hope I never have to experience that song again. Hard to parody too, so nice job with with your lyrics, Peter. They fit the original really well.
(SOTM) Biting and sarcastic, K1. Good job sneaking this past the rabid fans.
(SOTM) Odd OS, brilliant parody. Bit tricky to pace, IMO.
(SOTM) Biting and funny put-down.
(SOTM) I must have been in a slighty bad mood when I left my first comment, 'cause I liked this much more on the second read. Also, congratulations on the first Lordi parody here. The verse that starts "You get concussion..." was my favorite.
(sotm) stuck the knife in here, Peter, and hit some vital organs, not least the trachea - clever put-down
i agree, but i kinda like avril. then again, i prefer poser punk to actual punk
Lordi? Lordy! Having said that: I can quite understand why they took three days to make up for the video looking at their albums... anyway, good send-up of the Lavignie, Peter :-)
SOTM--there aren't many things I enjoy more than reading a good rant, K1! Well, other than participating in a big rant...=) Nicely done...
(SOTM) Wow... somebody here hates Avril Lavigne... I didn't take the time to see how many times the word "bitch" is in there, but it's a lot for sure.
(SOTM) Well, Peter, that's how it is in show business -- it ain't who ya know...
(SOTM) See above!
Funny, but the timing's off.
avril is not a poser and this letter made me varey mad and i will not come back on to this wed site ever again
Well, even though I'm an Avril Lavigne fan. But this parody is certainly good.
thats true avril is the biggest poser on earth
its stupid so stop hatein u olny hate her cuz she can do all the things u cant do so back off!
i used to like avril but now she is the biggest poser ever
You guys suck Avril Rocks she is sooooo Much better when it comes to Punk music by the way She is punk
Avril is decent, but definitely not my fave. Still, good parody. And the OS is totally hardcore awesomeness. 555
Avril is not a poser, she is just herself. And she never said she is punk.
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