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Song Parodies -> "Disease.19 (Revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Figure.09"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Disease.19 (Revised)"

Parody Written by:

AmIRightHead07

The Lyrics

In the original version, '2019' could be mistaken for being pronounced 'two-thousand nineteen' and some of the lines in the choruses don't rhyme unlike in this revised version. Just so you know. Again, if you don't know what this song is about, the lyrics allude to the disease COVID-19 (Coronavirus Disease 19 (19 stands for 2019, the year the virus was identified)). If you're reading the lyrics, pretend it is the year 2020, the year the outbreak began.
There’s a disease that flooded the whole wide world
But does that mean it’s the end of the world?
Because of this, we really have to stay safe
To stay away from this virus that is unsafe
It began from the city of Wuhan
Since twenty nineteen and it spread beyond
On the planet earth, and the pandemic started
So, the lockdowns, cleaning, and online calling started

We need to quarantine
We need to quarantine
And now

This disease is bad for us (Of course, including you)
This disease is bad for us (Bad like the Spanish flu)
It spreads easily (Humans to something else)
This disease is dangerous, we must stay real safe right now

Hearing the name, it's not from corona beer
We knew that it existed since last year
It started from China and it flooded earth
So we must be safe to protect the earth
Misinformation is what you’ll never trust
Washing your hands and staying at home is a must
The worst part is it'll make you pass away
So we must stay clean for the virus to go away

We need to quarantine
We need to quarantine
And now

This disease is bad for us (Of course, including you)
This disease is bad for us (Bad like the Spanish flu)
It spreads easily (Humans to something else)
This disease is dangerous, we must stay real safe right now

We need to quarantine
We need to quarantine
We need to quarantine
We need to quarantine (Stay away from me!)
Social distance so they’re not (Sick!)
Masks are important when you’re out some (Where!)
You must stay at home to protect your (Self!)
Don't trust the damn COVID-19 myths!
Wash your hands every single (Day!)
Don’t touch your face or else you’ll get (Sick!)
Wear a mask to protect people (And!)
Again, stay safe (And now)

This disease is bad for us (Of course, including you)
This disease is bad for us (Bad like the Spanish flu)
It spreads easily (Humans to something else)
This disease is dangerous, we must stay real safe right now

We must stay real safe right now
We must stay real safe to shield ourselves from this disease
This disease is dangerous, we must stay real safe right now
Wuhan (In the first verse) is a city in China. By 'They're' (In the bridge) I mean 'people' and 'something'.

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