Song Parodies -> "Pee It Out"

Original Song Title:

"Bleed It Out"

Original Performer:

"Pee It Out"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This was by request, and obviously its about a kidney stone. And yes i refered to the stone as a goose, it had to rhyme And this is a kinda gross parody.

Yeah here i go for the 40th time
short burst of pee almost every try
sharper pains everytime, i cry
tears flowin' outta every eye

filthy blatter,whats the use
find a new way to try to pass this goose
i'll probably just drink some juice
hopefully it'll show some use
drink it fast so my blatter gets put to use

the fact is i can push and cry
pass out and think im about to die
got me a bed pan by my feet
with a neat little strainer to catch my pee

yeah feelin free about to pee again
unwind the water hose once again
hope to anyone the little just pops right out
then out comes the pee just flowin in

I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
just goin' away, just goin' away

I pee it out, stop going slow
short little bursts in a clogged up flow
pants dropped, i start to know
the goose is going and im starting to go

bladder why me,i've been cursed
pain is rollin' in with every burst
yellow stains on his brand new shoes
doesnt even care he's lettin' it loose!

kidney stones, yeah they hurt
cant even cry cause i just feel worse
half this pee ain't doing a thing
i need more water givin' it one more try

so will i try juice? or see a doctor again
unwind the water hose once again
the little just pops right out
and the pee starts flowin' in

I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
just goin' away, just goin' away

i pee it out
i've asked the question why
i can't escape this
i pee'd it out so far
i guess push it out now

I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
just goin' away, just goin' away

I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
I pee it out, clenchin deeper, hopin that its goin' away
just goin' away, just goin' away

I pee it out
I pee it out
I pee it out

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