Song Parodies -> "Baking the Hobbit"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Baking the Hobbit"

Parody Written by:

Dead Star

The Lyrics

Says lots about my cooking.

Hunger consumes
Need some real food
I'm picking up parts of takeaway again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to cook again

[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

Chicken, my cure,
I tightly lock the door
I try to brew my broth again
Stomach hurts much more
Than anytime before
I had no Options left again

[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

[Bridge:]
I'll slop it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never cook again
And this is how it ends

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

FIN.

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