Song Parodies -> "Crawling"

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Crawling"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A couple years ago, Scott Ramsoomair added this comic to his successful line of VG Cats comics. (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=181) The last line in the last frame of the comic is what inspired this parody, and I have been thinking hard about the way to write this pretty much ever since he brought out that one comic.

*Chorus*
- Crawling in my robes
- These wounds require elixir
- Monsters ‘round me fall
- My magic needs an ether

*Verse 1*
- A special chest here that contains a special treasure
- I’m needing a chest key
- Without my sword and shield, I fear I may be useless
- The light fades, I can’t see

- My way around this cave
- The Princess I must save
- [‘Gainst Gannondorf or lots of Orcs, my magic sword
- Screams as their blood lay spilled at my feet]
- It’s so hard to ignore
- That new high score

*Chorus*
- Crawling in my robes
- These wounds require elixir
- Monsters ‘round me fall
- My magic needs an ether

*Verse 2*
- The spells available in this new patch astounds me
- Subscription just ran out
- That brand new quest for me to play’s got my attention
- But this time, I cannot find

- My way around this cave
- The Princess I must save
- [‘Gainst Gannondorf or lots of Orcs, my magic sword
- Screams as their blood lay spilled at my feet]
- It’s so hard to ignore
- That new high score

*Chorus*
- Crawling in my robes
- These wounds require elixir
- Monsters ‘round me fall
- My magic needs an ether

*Chorus*
- Crawling in my robes
- These wounds require elixir
- Monsters ‘round me fall
- My magic needs an ether

- A special chest here that contains a special treasure
- I’m needing
- My magic needs ether
- Without my sword and shield, I fear I may be useless
- The light fades
- My magic has run out

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