Song Parodies -> "Breaking The Sabbath"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Habit"

Original Performer:

"Breaking The Sabbath"

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The Lyrics

I can't consume
If I have to heat the food
Guess I'll eat some cold challah again
Can't wear perfume
Don't even touch a broom
Or you will be stoned to death

I don't want to be the one
The rabbis always choose
To demonstrate the melachot
That we're not "sposed to do

I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight

Rules so obscure
That I'm not even sure
When I have broken one again
We eat much more
Except on Yom Kippur
Hashem it's time to fast again

I don't want to be the one
The rabbis always choose
To demonstrate the melachot
That we're not "sposed to do

I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight

Can't pull a plug from the wall
Can't go down to the mall
That's melachah again
How long before this ends?
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight

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