Song Parodies -> "One Bad Printer"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"One Bad Printer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Ever want to rip your printer's guts out?

I cannot take ths anymore
I want to crush my printer in the door
All these words, they make no sense
Can't tell "bliss" from "ignorance"
I wanted green, it came out gray
I'm numbering this junk heap's days
(Take back to store)

Every time I print a sheet
(I wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And crush it with a rake
Even size 30's hard to read
(Wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And beat it till it breaks

I find no font will come out clear
My printer makes the ink just disappear
All these lines, they make no sense
Whoever made this crap is dense
Takes ten hours for one page
Then prints it all over again
(Take back to store)

Every time I print a sheet
(I wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And crush it with a rake
Even size 30's hard to read
(Wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And beat it till it breaks
Every time I print a sheet
(I wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And crush it with a rake
Even size 30's hard to read
(Wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And beat it till it--
BREAKS!

SHUT UP AND PRINT SOMETHING WILL YOU?!?
SHUT UP!
(please load paper in the--)
SHUT UP!
(Problem communbicating with the--)
SHUT UP!
(There is a problem--)
SHUT UP AND PRINT SOMETHING, WILL YOU?!?
SHUT UP!
(Color cartridge ink low--)
SHUT UP!
(Error in the printing job--)
SHUT UP!
(Printer not communicate--)
SHUT UP!!!
I'LL BEAT YOU TILL YOU BREAK!

Every time I print a sheet
(I wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And crush it with a rake
Even size 30's hard to read
(Wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And beat it till it breaks
Every time I print a sheet
(I wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And crush it with a rake
Even size 30's hard to read
(Wanna smash my printer with a sledge)
And beat it till it--
BREAKS!

(Printing complete.)

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Regos the Sane - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Great parody. Describes exactly how I feel every time I touch a computer.

To A Lesser Extent - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow. I didn't even think this one was that good. Looks like I'm not always the best judge of what I write...until six months later, but that's another story.

Linkin Park Fan - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Yes. I'm a fan of Linkin Park, but that dosen't stop this pardoy from being great! Everything kept pace correctly. I like singing it to myself. Great job!

G7 - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment

So funny LoL.I want to kill my printer too! This moment is the right time.. *SMASHES THE PRINTER*

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