Verse 1:
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
These water balloons won't splatter
How hard you try
No keep that in mind
'Cause I revised this rhyme
To explain in due time
How I throw
Water balloons are a valuable thing
Watch them fly by as the DeeJay Gamer sings
Watch them fall down to the end of the day
We waste are lives away
Banana peel
You should've looked out below
Now watch your feet go
From underneath yo
You tried to hold on
But was there anything?
No
I placed it all
Now watch him go!
I just stood inside and even though I tried
I wasn't very smart
What in elementary will eventually be a memory of the time

Chorus:
I flung it so hard
And it flew so far
But when it hits
It doesn't even splatter
I went to the mall
And bought them all
But when they hit
They didn't even splatter

Verse 2:
One thing
I don't know why
These water balloons don't splatter
How hard you try
Keep that in mind
I revised this rhyme
To remind myself how
I flung it so hard
And then there was the way you were attacking me
Just because I was on your property
I remember all those times you fought with me
I'm not surprised that
Things are still the way they were before
Except you wont play with me anymore
Of course you knew me back then
But you'll be sorry
When it hits
I just stood inside
And even though I tried
I wasn't very smart
What in elementary will eventually be a memory of the time

(Chorus)

Bridge:
I put my thrust in the balloon
Threw it as far as I can throw
For all this, there's only one thing you say "DOH!"

(Chorus)