Uh yeah!
I will now reveal it
The Killa Panda!

Time for a new wildlife exposure
So roll over all you tree huggin' hosers
Pandas dead, keep alive, use my profile
They pile up my face all over the place
"Endangered!" Got my life all contorted
My nose is twitching tonight
Inclined to chew Moses, Daphne and Clovis
I am restless, testing all my patience
No more bamboo and insects, my
Life is run by these fairies
Cuddly and hairy?
Time to get real scary

I'm Killa Panda!
Eff to the WWF!
Ain't no denying it
Must chew up women and men!

Carnivoriac
Time for scandal
I ain't Jack Black in those CGI sandals
Shipped over from Asia in a crate full
Just so I can get a procreatic date? Bull!
No attraction to her, send that hussy south
Come near me, Skip, put your ass in traction
Oh god, "Du Du" is the name that they gave me*
I'm way hungry, please don't try to save me

I'm Killa Panda!
Eff the WWF!
I ain't denyin' it
Must chew up women and men
I'm Killa Panda!
Eff the WWF!
Oh yeah, let's try a bit
Just let me out of this pen!

Yummy!
Chomp it!

Gettin' hungry
So cute and cuddly
Won't you feed me?
Don't want bamboo

Very hungry
So cute and cuddly
Don't come near me
I will eat you

Still so hungry
So cute and cuddly
Must believe me
Don't want bamboo

Way too hungry
So cute and cuddly
Want it bloody
I will eat you

Gosh I'm hungry
So cute and cuddly
Veggies cruddy
I hate bamboo

Still so hungry
So cute and cuddly
Crispy crunchy
I must eat you

Yep I'm hungry
So cute and cuddly
Don't you get me?
I hate bamboo

Must eat you...must eat you

Still so hungry
Cute and cuddly
Human deli
Will eat you

Freakin' hungry
So cute and cuddly
Very clearly
I must eat you

I must eat you...
Must eat you...
Must eat you...
I hate bamboo