Song Parodies -> "Bowlin'"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin'"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bowlin'"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You've got lane 4.
Keep on bowlin'.
You know it's on the far end.

Macho bowlin'!
Let's go bowlin', baby!

Bowlin', right now!
Gutterball! Gutterball!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what the score is right now!
Breathe in, and breathe out.
Knock all the pins down!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what your motive is now!
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {STRIKE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {Right on!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {SPARE!}

Now y'all know that STG be bowlin' in vain.
S-T-R-I-K-E right on the fifth lane.
Bowlers in the lanes, put yo' balls in the air.
Cuz' if you don't care, well I do care.
1, 2, 3 strikes. 4-80 to 6.
Zonin' for that mix, against STG's fix.
Where is the scoreboard right at? Ben V., you're up!
Then there is Crackduck! While Blunt shinin' his ball up!

Bowlin', right now!
Gutterball! Gutterball!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what the score is right now!
Breathe in, and breathe out.
Knock all the pins down!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what your motive is now!
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {STRIKE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {Right on!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {SPARE!}

You wanna bowl by STG, {who?}
You can't bowl with STG, {huh?}
Cuz' we're gonna bowl,
Every day, and every night. {oh}
And the scoreboard's right here.{uh-huh}
Yo' we're scorin' it, yes, it's fine.{okay}
So you better get some balls,
And go down the lane a better time.
We got the game set.
So what's yo' name, man?
We're here 24/7, bowlin' you, ain't no raincheck.
Old school bowlers bowlin' all the hot **** down the lane. {****!}
Puttin' curve in the ball, yeah.<

Bowlin', right now!
Gutterball! Gutterball!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what the score is right now!
Breathe in, and breathe out.
Knock all the pins down!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what your motive is now!
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {STRIKE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {Right on!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {SPARE!}

Hey ladies, hey feelas, and the people who watch the game for fun.
All the bowlers, all the raters.
All the jocks who bowl with the players.
Hot balls , yeah, not golfing, we don't need no people in caddies.
POC ROCKERS, hip-hoppers, and the people who sit behind the bar.

Bowlin', right now!
Gutterball! Gutterball!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what the score is right now!
Breathe in, and breathe out.
Knock all the pins down!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what your motive is now!
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {STRIKE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {Right on!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {SPARE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'.
Bowlin', right now!
Gutterball! Gutterball!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what the score is right now!
Breathe in, and breathe out.
Knock all the pins down!
Go left, go right!
Tell me what your motive is now!
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {STRIKE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {Right on!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'. {SPARE!}
Keep bowlin', bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'.

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