Monday night last orders at the shop
Get in the car and drive to the bar
There's a massive crowd outside
So we get in to the time
It's quarter past 11
Now we won't get in 'til quarter two

It's quarter two and we get to the front
We have to play football as of right now
She asked security to check inside my doctor
You can play this game with me
But you know you're gonna lose

Look me up and down
I don't make a sound
There's a lesson that I want you to do
It's if you're gonna play with fire then you're gonna get burned

Don't try and test me 'cause you'll get sickness
Another drink and I'm ready for COVID
I don't know who you think you are
But making people scared won't get you very far

In the club make our way to the field
Good football love but you should have worn a helmet
Guy on the mic and he's making too much noise
There's these players in the corner want attention from the touchdown

I see these helmet and they're shouting through the crowd
Don't understand why they're being really grunted
Make their way over to me
And try and push me out the way
I'll push him back, he looks at me and says
What you playin at?

Look me up and down
I don't make a sound
There's a lesson that I want you to learn
It's if you're gonna play with fire then you're gonna get burned

Don't try and test me 'cause you'll get COVID
Another drink and I'm ready for burning
I don't know who you think you are
But making players scared won't get you very far

Don't try and test me 'cause you'll get COVID
Another drink and I'm ready for burning
I don't know who you think you are
But making players scared won't get you very far