Uhh Yeahh
Uh Ohh
Yeahh

A party, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is what I’m throwin’
Fri-day, huge party! (yay) Parents gone this weekend! (wow!)
Parkings in the back, we’re gonna get trashed
We’re gonna drink Jack, and shots we’ll throw back
But my parents came back, back, back
That’s when mom turned to dad
And said “That’s that, this party looks rad!

Hey there, Jeremy...
You should enjoy this party.
But you can’t...
‘cause you’re locked out!”
That’s when my friends grabbed me
Pushed me out, I can’t believe
It’s my bash...
But I’m locked out
But I’m locked out

My mom, she’s, drinking from a huge beer bong! (Uggh)
My dad, he’s, he’s talking to my hot crush...go away!
The living room’s packed, volume to the max
Pool’s blocked off by gate, I can’t even get to back
Pizza boxes stacked, stacked, stacked
I see my mom and dad
have a blast, man this is such crap!

Try and climb the tree
To get to the balcony
The branch snaps...
I’m still locked out
I’ll give the cops a ring
“It's an emergency”
“Sorry son...
Mom said locked out
Dad said locked out.”

House buzzin’
I think I’ll just flood it
But the hose, they are using
To be swinging like Tarzan!
Oh no!
Toilets have overflowed!
I heard my mom ask out,
“Hey, where did Jer’my’s hamster go?”
Running ‘round in socks
Cheerleaders without tops
And my friends are passin’ out
But my folks still going strong
Stop, stop!
Beg you, please stop!
My dad’s still going strong
But now he’s dancing with mop
Please help me
My parents can party
Friends are thinking that my parents are cooler than me
Think I’ll, think I’ll just move out
I’ll get a job now
That was their plan!? Well it looks like it worked out!

[Mom]
“Hon, I can’t believe
Our plan worked on Jeremy...
Now he can
He can move out.
No more living for free
...well, he is forty-three...
Now he can
He can move out
Fin’lly move out”

[Jeremy]
My folks locked me out!
I’m so moving out! (Uggh)
Friends rocking out
So I’m moving out!
Slept on their couch
Then they rocked out
They locked me out
I’m moving out!