Dee...
Dee... Eee
Dee... Aah
Dee, Dee, Dee (Dee x3)
Stu, Stu, Stuu... Pid, Pid, Pid 3x
Drool, Drool, Droool... This chick is really slow

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This girl is so stupid
Everything she does is retarded
She don’t even know how to do addition
And when she tries to think, She doesn’t have a brain
She make ya say...
Dee De Dee De Dee (3x)
(Like a retard)
Dee De Dee De Dee (3x)
She'll make ya say...

Now this chick with the blonde hair
Is dumber than Paris Hilton
Seriously she’s freakin stupid
Cause her GPA is smaller than termites
She cannot read or write
Riots of retards, is what she incites
Everything that was inside her brain is absent
Says she passed Middle School, I’m here to say she hasn’t
Talkin' like... Dee De Dee De Dee (3x)
She don’t know how to call, or use the telephone
She cannot count that high!! Actually she can’t at all
And her brain takes a stall, everytime she try to eat
Cause she don’t know how to use Silverware properly
Talkin' about... Dee De Dee De Dee (3x)

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And if you call her dumb
That’s actually a complement compared to her problems
And it’s an understatement
Because she’s actually more inanimate than pavement
She don’t know what’s goin on
The only thing she thinks about is her favorite show Pokémon
And she colors with Crayons
Barney the Dinosaur; colors with Crayons
Colors with Crayons
Barney the Dinosaur said color with Crayons
But we’re not talking bout Violet
The only color she paints is the color of Ignorance
Mr. Offiker
Don’t write her a ticket, just cause you’re smarterer
Dee De Dee De Dee (3x)
Like a retard…

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Mrs. Teacher, Mrs. Teacher
That retarded girl is eaten glue, and runnin with scissors
She’s stupid... probably the dumbest in the nation
Heard she wanted Idiot to be her occupation
She’s retarded, and if you don’t believe me, I’ll show ya
She puts her chin on the curb to get her mind out of the gutta
She’s like no other... except she’s like her mother
Her moms gotta be as stupid to not get an abortion when she had her
How many times do I need to say it
This chick is freakin ignorant
Dee De Dee De Dee (3x)

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Maybe you still don’t believe that she is dee-dee-dee
Listen to her talk for one second and say she ain’t stupid
Hey girl here’s... your sign...
Was she dropped on her head, or when her mom was pregnant
Did she accidently trip?
Why is this girl so ignorant? Mrs. Dee-Dee-Dee

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