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Song Parodies -> "The Fried"
Original Song Title:
"The Fear"
Original Performer:
Lilly Allen
Parody Song Title:
"The Fried"
Parody Written by:
Christopher Long
The Lyrics
If Lilly Allen wrote a song for kids of how to behave, this would be it.
I want some eggs and I want some bacon,
And that's a meal,
If im not very much mistaken.
I want a bun but there really quite sticky,
And eating those things well there really quite tricky.
I'll put my song on,
and i'll dance round the kitchen,
and I wont ask anyones permission.
I'll look in The Sun.
and i'll look in The Mirror.
While im eating my favourite dinner
I dont know whats fried and whats grilled anymore.
I dont know if free range is the law.
I just want the football score
Lets go and watch top gear.
Lifes about breakfast and having it all day.
Leaving restaurants but remembering to pay
Its all about dinner and cutting the mustard,
Pass me a knife, im really quite flustered.
I am a women of massive consumption.
Skip the date just give me the luncheon.
I'll look in The Sun.
and i'll look in The Mirror.
Oh god these papers are getting much dearer.
I dont know whats fried and whats grilled anymore.
I dont know if free range is the law.
I just want the football score
Lets go and watch top gear.
Im glad I signed that petition,
because savingthe world is my own little mission.
Im not overweight, but im not getting thinner,
but as you can see I really enjoy my dinner.
I dont know whats fried and whats grilled anymore.
I dont know if free range is the law.
I just want the football score
Lets go and watch top gear.
And that's a meal,
If im not very much mistaken.
I want a bun but there really quite sticky,
And eating those things well there really quite tricky.
I'll put my song on,
and i'll dance round the kitchen,
and I wont ask anyones permission.
I'll look in The Sun.
and i'll look in The Mirror.
While im eating my favourite dinner
I dont know whats fried and whats grilled anymore.
I dont know if free range is the law.
I just want the football score
Lets go and watch top gear.
Lifes about breakfast and having it all day.
Leaving restaurants but remembering to pay
Its all about dinner and cutting the mustard,
Pass me a knife, im really quite flustered.
I am a women of massive consumption.
Skip the date just give me the luncheon.
I'll look in The Sun.
and i'll look in The Mirror.
Oh god these papers are getting much dearer.
I dont know whats fried and whats grilled anymore.
I dont know if free range is the law.
I just want the football score
Lets go and watch top gear.
Im glad I signed that petition,
because savingthe world is my own little mission.
Im not overweight, but im not getting thinner,
but as you can see I really enjoy my dinner.
I dont know whats fried and whats grilled anymore.
I dont know if free range is the law.
I just want the football score
Lets go and watch top gear.
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My friend did a parody for that at my church.
It was freaking funny.
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