Yeah!
What?!
What?!
Check this out, right?!
Yeah!
I've found ze solution to your milk problem,
What?!
There is a gap,
What?!
And quite a sizable one, at that,
Yeah!
Now this can be easily fixed,
What?!
You just need a red squirrel,
What?!
You no spill your milk,
Yeah!
We don't get duct tape,
What?!
Let's go!

If you roll up in da shack,
And dung beetles are talkin' fast,
You talk, they obligate,
You to go get ****,
If you speak up askin' what,
Is the Poo Cabin there for?
She says she'll make you a nice ball of ****,
Now bring me ****,
Hurry, bring me ****,
Now bring me ****,
Hurry, bring me ****,
Now bring me ****,
Hurry, bring me ****,
Now bring me ****,
Hurry, bring me ****,

Dung beetles, what luck,
I guess I have to find some poo,
"Cuz she said "I'll make a nice ball of it for you",
Dung beetles, what luck,
Now I'm climbing up some ropes,
Up to fresh air, maybe there's poo up there,

So I climbed to the top and just before I got grossed sick,
Found an exit to the fresh, clean, pollution-less, outside,
It looks like there's a bull, maybe he knows where poo does stick,
But he don't like the color red, my fur, my hide,

Now, I see no poo but I think I have a plan,
Where there are bulls, there are cows, who need to use the can,
It's a prune juice storehouse with a spout right up above,
Now, I would guess drinking that would give the screamin' squits,
So I ran "round in circles "till the prune juice went gave way,
And a target protruded by Bugger Lugs not far away,
Now, that's a bull, that's a target, I think I see what this is,
Is it worth it? Is there money? I got squirrels tails spare so let's find out, honey!

When you roll up in da loop,
And you need to find some poop,
When you askin' Bugger Lugs if he knows where's ****,
When he's steamin' from da head,
Because he does not like your red,
And you look around and there's no sign of ****,
But there's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,
There's no sign of ****,

[Bugger Lugs]
Eat grass, eat grass, hey! Who's that?!
That wants to roll up on my pad?!
Says he wants me to help him find some crap,
But that's not the part that's got me alarmed,
I'm pissed "cuz he's red from his toes to his arms,
Now I kill squirrel because he will not go away,
But the red's in my eyes, and it will not fade!
So Bugger Lugs da bad bull from da poo shack,
Is gonna spear you with my horns "till the color runs down your back,
Now what's he doing? (What?!)
Hey, what's that mooing? (What?!)
How am I supposed to proceed but to chase him at full speed? (Yeah!)
It would've been his last day but he jumped out da way,
And I was sent, head first, into a wooden target,
Now I'm pissed at it,
"Cuz cow's out for a bit,
And it's obvious to see how he's gon' get his ****,
I run towards him again but at the last second he jumped,
Now he's riding on my back and I am really mad, pumped!

If you jump up on da bull,
And the prune juice trough is full,
When there's a cow eating grass that won't seem to ****,
Take your bull up to the cow,
Stab it in the behind (yow!),
And they step up to the trough and now have to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,
It now has to ****,

Yeah! (Yeah!)
I'm looking around this field,
And that bull's gon' fallin' into that ****,
(Why am I such a fat bas-)
I got the crap I needed but now how to get back?
Yeah!
I can't believe what I'm about to do
What's up?
We gonna walk over to this poo hole,
And act on the moment like this,

Real squirrels jump in!
Real squirrels jump in!
Real squirrels jump in!
Without they swimmin' fins!
Real squirrels jump in!
Real squirrels jump in!
Real squirrels jump in!
Without they swimmin' fins!

I'm real squirrel,
Here goes,
I'm real squirrel,
Here goes,
I'm real squirrel,
Here goes,
I'm real squirrel,
Here goes,

If you fall up in some hole,
And the smell is abysmal,
When you're swimming up to your neck in ****,
You just go take some confidence pills,
And swim back, up back, through the spills,
Go tell the dung beetle that you have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****,
You have got her ****.