Yeah, you suck (posts are foul)
Should be a crime, this shit
Needs to stop (needs to stop)
Just won't stop at all (stop at all, you won't quit)
But the whole board is sick of your crap
You're goin' down (hey, hey)
Ban hammer will fall right upon your skull (hey, hey)
For real (hey)

Truth: you're a douche (hey), awful, that's all (hey)
And I'm gonna stop it (hey), never have to read your posts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah
You are a douche (hey), awful-ass troll (hey)
But I'm gonna stop it (hey), axe each one of your bad posts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah

Spread junk online, it's insane
How you manage sev'ral thousand blog posts a day
But it's all meant to troll (what), crap that I'll axe (what)
Callin' folks "dumb bastards" cause they thought you're bein' crass
You are, it's no fable (yeah), you can't fool (oh)
My ass with edits, I've got tools (ooh)
Mod-type tools to show that you droned on
That you simply can't believe that women can be strong (yeah)
I just don't give a fuck (hey)
'Bout biology used to back biases up (hey)
All your words are bollocks, need to shut right up
Since you won't cut it out, you've forced my hand, bud (ooh)
Dumpin' bullshit in threads all day
But I'm the king, fool, own this domain
Argue with a mod, nah, all of the mods, farce
That's what you've made, man, and so now you'll be barred

You don't spread "truth" (hey), trollin', that's all (hey)
Now I'm gonna stop it (hey), excise all your stupid posts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah
Dude, you're a douche (hey), call for a stall (hey)?
Nope, I'm gonna stop it (hey), you won't make anymore posts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah

Yes, jerk, shit will be gone tonight
And don't you dare think that you'll sign up with a new profile
I won't allow it, trust me, cause, you see, you'll show
Your signature prose, same catch phrases, I'll know
You're here right now, quick-banned in a hurry
Wasted sev'ral "fresh starts" rantin' about your last curry
Was too off-topic for a board 'bout ships
And, as it so happened, it was pretty damn racist (jerk, you jerk)
So you're banned for life here, mister, I couldn't give two shits
If you claim your older sister is okay with "bitch"
We've got rules here, bud, number one is "no insults", twit
I know that your intent was to mock so your lie's worth shit
Don't try to wangst on your blog that we're fascists
Cause we saw you bitchin' about our new design shift
Other folks were angry about that, you're the nutter
Who declined to revise that 34-pnt, bold text "FUCKERS!!1"

Proved you're a douche (hey), troll all day long (hey)
'Fraid I've gotta stop it (hey), cut out all your bullshit posts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah
Dude, I've got proof (hey) you're an asshole (hey)
My job is to stop it (hey), made your fair share of shitposts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah

Get lost, you're an awful poster, zero good stuff
Get off of this board, your jokes aren't made of good stuff
Get lost, you're the worst damn poster since the last one
Get off of this board, your posts are the worst damn ones
You're banned, you're an awful poster, throwin' bollocks up
You're banned, I've lost all my hope for you to follow up
On your "I'll change" shit, made a claim you'd shape up
But that was all shit, weren't it, mate? So shut up

Super-big douche (hey), awful asshole (hey)
Up to me to stop it (hey), sick of all your rancid posts, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah
Proof of the truth (hey): fourteen miles long (hey)
You ain't gonna stop it (hey), so you've made your last bad post, right (hey)
Ooh, gonna ban your ass, fool, yeah
Ooh, I'm about to ban this tool, yeah