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Song Parodies -> "Lick Ya Fingers"
Original Song Title:
"Snap Ya Fingers"
Original Performer:
Lil' Jon (Feat. E-40 and Sean Paul)
Parody Song Title:
"Lick Ya Fingers"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
My ode to KFC (again).
[Intro:]
What's happening? Hey it's me Abbott! KFC quick!
What's up colonel? What's happening?
Great stuff colonel! Great chicken!
Hey! Now ladies and gentlemen it's about that time
You need it, without a doubt
Now let me see everybody do this
Hey! Let's go!
[Hook: (2x)]
Lick your fingers! And then bite!
You can eat KFC all the time
Let me see you do it! Ay!
Let me see you do it! Ay!
Lick your fingers after you eat it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, you just can't beat it
Get some corn with it, put your lips on it
Get a breast, or a thigh or a wing with it
You can't do with me, eat by myself
Chicken that's so good, I don't need anything else
It's happenin', wake up
Can't wait, I'm fired up
It's happenin', what's up
Got Root Beer in my cup
I eat, I drank
I lick my fingers and burp, I can't think
I go, to the door
Honestly, I don't want to go home
[Hook: (2x)]
Let me just say, back in the day
Sitting on the couch, watching TV all day
I saw the commercial, I was in the zone
KFC style, I wanted my own
Walk up to the counter, what do I see?
Many different styles of chicken looking back at me
Licking my fingers, I can hardly move
It was so good, nothing left to improve
I walked across the floor, I had to get more
I was still starving, my stomach's at a roar
I asked for a number seven, she said "We are all out
You ate everything, we're in a chicken drought"
Do what you have to do, you and your crew
And while I am waiting, I want a number two
I didn't get it then, but then I understood
Why KFC, the best, is finger licking good
[Hook: (2x)]
Sittin' in my house, it is almost lunch
Nothing in the fridge, need something to munch
Then I smelled the smell, it was in the air
I knew it was the colonel because nothing could compare
Got my shoes, I'm no fool
Ran right past the school, almost drowning in drool
Pushed grandma out the way, because she was blockin'
Snappin' my fingers, I'm calling for a cab HITCH!
Getting my food fix!, making my food picks
When you make your choices, buddy, gotta make them quick
Eating just the best, lick your fingers, no mess
I bet you can't do it, do it, do it like this
Yeah I look to the left, and I see a waste
Five year old, getting sauce on his face
I handed him a napkin, while sporting a frown
(Best lick ya fingers) That's how it goes down
[Hook: (2x)]
Hey! Hey!
What's happening? Hey it's me Abbott! KFC quick!
What's up colonel? What's happening?
Great stuff colonel! Great chicken!
Hey! Now ladies and gentlemen it's about that time
You need it, without a doubt
Now let me see everybody do this
Hey! Let's go!
[Hook: (2x)]
Lick your fingers! And then bite!
You can eat KFC all the time
Let me see you do it! Ay!
Let me see you do it! Ay!
Lick your fingers after you eat it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, you just can't beat it
Get some corn with it, put your lips on it
Get a breast, or a thigh or a wing with it
You can't do with me, eat by myself
Chicken that's so good, I don't need anything else
It's happenin', wake up
Can't wait, I'm fired up
It's happenin', what's up
Got Root Beer in my cup
I eat, I drank
I lick my fingers and burp, I can't think
I go, to the door
Honestly, I don't want to go home
[Hook: (2x)]
Let me just say, back in the day
Sitting on the couch, watching TV all day
I saw the commercial, I was in the zone
KFC style, I wanted my own
Walk up to the counter, what do I see?
Many different styles of chicken looking back at me
Licking my fingers, I can hardly move
It was so good, nothing left to improve
I walked across the floor, I had to get more
I was still starving, my stomach's at a roar
I asked for a number seven, she said "We are all out
You ate everything, we're in a chicken drought"
Do what you have to do, you and your crew
And while I am waiting, I want a number two
I didn't get it then, but then I understood
Why KFC, the best, is finger licking good
[Hook: (2x)]
Sittin' in my house, it is almost lunch
Nothing in the fridge, need something to munch
Then I smelled the smell, it was in the air
I knew it was the colonel because nothing could compare
Got my shoes, I'm no fool
Ran right past the school, almost drowning in drool
Pushed grandma out the way, because she was blockin'
Snappin' my fingers, I'm calling for a cab HITCH!
Getting my food fix!, making my food picks
When you make your choices, buddy, gotta make them quick
Eating just the best, lick your fingers, no mess
I bet you can't do it, do it, do it like this
Yeah I look to the left, and I see a waste
Five year old, getting sauce on his face
I handed him a napkin, while sporting a frown
(Best lick ya fingers) That's how it goes down
[Hook: (2x)]
Hey! Hey!
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I love KFC and I've never heard the song before today... Wow, Modern music sucks. Props for being able to listen to the entire thing without losing your mind it would be kinda like parodying "Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!" hopefully you're not going to do that one. Anyways, Like I told Mark you guys are trying to make me hungry this round with Cheese, Lunch Meat and KFC it sounds like a good lunch!
(ABC) Yummy. This was a bit on the easy side, even for a rap parody, but you got me hungry. Wonder what could have been done for variations on the hook?
(ABC) Love that KFC, and this finger licking good parody!!
(ABC K/L) What up, homeboy? (Couldn't resist that after listening to the song)! KFC is THE CHICKEN! One of the best chicken joints in America! I echo Mark's comment above! 555 chicken fingers which by all means are finger lickin' delicious!
ABC-KL
I can't quite get the rap thing down when a parody is done to one, so just wrap me up a three piece combo to go. I can rap a sandwich, I can wrap a present, I can wrap a package but I can't parody a rap.
I can't quite get the rap thing down when a parody is done to one, so just wrap me up a three piece combo to go. I can rap a sandwich, I can wrap a present, I can wrap a package but I can't parody a rap.
(ABC-KL) Ah, I just can't get enough of parodies about everyday things set to overblown rap music. I also love KFC (or "Kayfer's" as my family likes to call it). 555 for you, Colonel!
Good parody about a good business
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