Check this out right
Scisorkick and no one else around to help
I have tried poetry
Now I'm trying some parodies
Now I live in Floridam and we got way too many motherf******* old people
So here is my song, telling you to get the hell out of my state
Now let's talk about the issues I have

If you walk up in a home, and got something to ask
When you step up to their ear, but they don't hear s***
If your behind them on the road, and they are driving really slow
When you honk your horn at them, but they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***

Hey grandma, what's up
Could you please leave the state
All your friends on the street give me road rage
Hey grandpa, what's up
Could you please leave the state
All your friends on the street give me road rage
I'm not really worried about your medicare
You took all out taxes now there's none left to share
I'm not really worried about your medicare
You took all out taxes now there's none left to share
It's the 60 year olds, and they won't go away
Why when they retire do they come here to stay
It's the 70 year olds, and they won't go away
Why when they retire do they come here to stay
It's the 80 year olds, and they won't go away
Why when they retire do they come here to stay
It's the 90 year olds, and they won't go away
Why when they retire do they come here to stay

If you walk up in a home, and got something to ask
When you step up to their ear, but they don't hear s***
If your behind them on the road, and they are driving really slow
When you honk your horn at them, but they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***

My brain is taking in too much pain
Cause half these people don't know their own name
It's not cool at all, I'm very alarmed
Don't care if their in a home, or still out on the farm
I don't talk to old people cause they can not hear
Doesn't matter if I'm far or if I get real near
So better stay in school, or do well in math
Otherwise you'll stuck, cleaning out grandma's ass
They break bones with real ease
Fall with a slight breaze
And don't they learn they don't got a sexy figure
I want em in a casket
Take it and stash it
Even better take the body and make it ashes
Who you talking to, Ed
Aren't you supose to be dead
When it's obvious to see that you'll never leave your bed
Brandon, Florida, represent, and here's a little hint
Florida go more old people than unemployed in Flint

If you walk up in a home, and got something to ask
When you step up to their ear, but they don't hear s***
If your behind them on the road, and they are driving really slow
When you honk your horn at them, but they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***

Yea...Yea...Yea
I'm looking around this unfourtunate state
And more and more old people kepp coming over here and s***
Think we need to close the border or do something
So here's what I wanna do
I'm gonna go over to them, and tell their sorry ass this
Go back up north
Go back up north
Go back up north where you'll get more support
Go back up north
Go back up north
Go back up north where you'll get more support
I hate you people, you suck (you suck)
I hate you people, you suck (you suck)
I hate you people, you suck (you suck)
I hate you people, you suck (you suck)

If you walk up in a home, and got something to ask
When you step up to their ear, but they don't hear s***
If your behind them on the road, and they are driving really slow
When you honk your horn at them, but they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***
But they don't hear s***