Ol' Hemasaurus was hopping around
New York City like a big playground
When Shantae jumped out from behind a wall
And hit Hemasaurus with a fireball
Hemasaurus got mad and began to attack
But then he was blocked by Sash Lilac
Who proceeded to whip him with her tendril hair things
When Otus flew in on his owl wings
And he started beating Lilac till she screamed
Then Peppino ran over them, running full speed
But before he had a chance to flee the scene
Bendy plopped out from his Ink Machine
And produced an ink house out of hammerspace
And blinded Peppino by spraying his face
But Bendy ran out of ink and he ran away
Because Curly and Quote came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of indie game history
No cheat codes, saves, or continues; just war and calamity
And anyone can win; I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of indie game history
Hemasaurus left a mark on Quote with his claws
Then he almost tore Curly in half with his jaws
Then Cuphead appeared, shooting power from his fingers
And he blasted everyone with a pain that would linger
But Bendy came back to rejoin the fight
And he gave Cuphead one heck of a fright
But Shovel Knight jumped out and pogoed off his head
And he landed near some Crewmates, all of whom were dead
Then he saw the Impostor creeping up from behind
So he fought right back, for he was so inclined
Well, the two of them scuffled so furiously
That the noise alarmed Yooka and Laylee
So Yooka and Laylee jumped into the fray
And they shot some sonar waves at Shantae
While Cuphead took a punch in the face from Crow
Who was then trampled by Donut Dodo
This is the ultimate showdown of indie game history
No cheat codes, saves, or continues; just war and calamity
And anyone can win; I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
The sun shone bright in the middle of the day
Down from the heavens came Reimu Hakurei
Who delivered a kick to Donut Dodo
And knocked that old bird on his can in slow-mo
Then Yooka and Laylee leapt forward to attack
But Reimu knocked them both down with one smack
Then she blew them away with a Fantasy Seal
And it seemed like this battle was hers to steal
Then Mayday and Zuke and Spooky the ghost
And a living piece of bread hoping to become toast
And baker Billy Burns and his wife Bella
All the Gotta Protectors and Princess Lola
Freddy Fazbear, Risky Boots, Miriam and Octodad
Zagreus, Filia, Monika, Baton and Brad
Lucky Swiftail, King Dice, Madeline and Paco
Henry Stickmin and CommanderVideo
All came out of nowhere in a beat
And they kicked Reimu in her shrine maiden seat
It was the most intense battle the world ever saw
With all the players looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for hours, you see
Many games were over, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Undertale's Frisk in a still-clean sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of indie game history
No cheat codes, saves, or continues; just war and calamity
And someone did indeed win; Frisk has achieved victory
This is the ultimate showdown...
This is the ultimate showdown...
This is the ultimate showdown of indie game history