Old Godzilla was four feet tall
Shorter than Clifford the Big Red Dog
When suddenly Batman hid in the shade
And threw a "laughing gas" grenade
Godzilla got laid and began to laugh
But didn't expect to be seen by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Dew
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he's getting along with Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both started washing the Batmobile
Though Robin's still there in the Batcave
Listenin' to songs of Justin Timberlake
Took an Xbox 360 from the closet
And played Pokemon with Farrah Fawcett
But the power went out, they were scared too long
But little Optimus Prime turned his headlights on

This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality
Good guys, but there aren't bad ones, as far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of peace and comfort, probably
This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality

Godzilla just looked at little Optimus Prime
Being carried on by Robin at that time
While Shaq came back alongside Wolverine
Saw Jackie Chan jumping at the trampoline
And Batman was tired and tried to get steady
Now he saw Barney Rubble's wife named Betty
When suddenly someone else caught in her sights
Jughead Jones with Archie by his side

Archie saw Godzilla popping up from behind
Tried to talk to Jughead, which now he couldn't find
But Batman and Robin jump roped with Jughead
And Jackie Chan's watering his flower bed
Then a huge flower rose five-feet high
A smiling face revealed there inside
Little Optimus Prime's turned into a truck
Gettin' attention of a Care Bear and Donald Duck

This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality
Good guys included 'bout a few anti-heroes, actually
Some guy from Brokeback Mountain made girlfriends finally
This is the ultimate friendship

[Princess Presto, from Super Why!, spoken]
Cue the sparkles... cue the music...
Down from the heavens came Zoe Busiek
Who delivered a birthday cake, not to the Rolling Stones
But to some guy named Jughead Jones
Who was drinking Full Throttle, why bother to complain
When Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne?
As Robin turned back into Dick Grayson
Met his old friends, the guys from Perry Mason

And Edward Stratton the third, Edward Stratton the second
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Graham Chapman
Sesame Street's Ernie and the Pooh bear Winnie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie
Cartoon Network's Dexter, Beakman's World Lester
Gutsman, Peter Pan, even some Power Rangers
Bill and Ted, as well as Tommy Pickles
Iori Yagami and Jon Arbuckle

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
Surrounding Zoe Busiek at last
This was the greatest gathering the world ever saw
With Naruto fans stared on total awe
Relationships raged for a century
Many guys split up eventually
But a legend befriended the L.A. Dodgers
Leonard Nimoy posing as Mr. Rogers

This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality
There weren't still bad guys out there as far as the eye can see
When will the next showdown start finally?
This is the ultimate friendship (Is the end of their friendship?)
This is the ultimate friendship (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate friendship of mirth congeniality