Ol' Godzilla was lyin' around here in Tokyo City downtown
When suddenly Batman rested in the shade and Godzilla was still got laid
Godzilla woke up after a short nap, but didn't expect to be seen by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq booze when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started sleeping with Shaquille O'Neal in the back seat of the Batmobile
But while they were sleeping in a Wal-Mart parking lot, Abraham Lincoln flipped the top
Took an alarm clock out from under his hat and woke them up with a rat-a-tat-tat
As he ran away feeling out of luck, because Optimus Prime came in as a truck

This is the ultimate sleepover of ultimate destiny
Pillow fights, orgy, as well as a huge slumber party
They had a very good time enjoying a great night's sleep
This is the ultimate sleepover of ultimate destiny

Godzilla felt tickled during his naptime, something crawled on his back was Optimus Prime
And then Shaq came back dressed in PJs as Jackie Chan slept with him at his place
And Batman was tired and trying to get sleepy when his bedroom was taken over by E.T.
He suddenly shut his eyes and he dreamed of Indiana Jones caught in a scene

Where he sneaked up Godzilla from behind, reaching for his sleeping powder that he couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and feed his guinea pigs, Jackie Chan wore a Powerpuff Girl wig
Who had jumped in the air and pour some sleep sauce on Abraham Lincoln tied in dental floss
While Optimus Prime truck-bedded a matress, so the Care Bears will come and take a rest

This is the ultimate sleepover of ultimate destiny
Pillow fights, orgy, as well as a huge slumber party
They had a very good time enjoying a great night's sleep
This is the ultimate sleepover

Near the end of Batman's dream, heard a lullaby chorus, worn in pajamas must be Chuck Norris
Who was inside a tent and he's not alone, sleeping alongside Indiana Jones
Who was lying on the ground, resting in peace, as Batman woke up and saw Jackie Chan's niece
As Chuck saw E.T., in the bedroom, who decided to leave the room real soon

Then Gandalf the blue and Gandalf the green, and Madonna dressing up like Norma Jean
And Benito Mussolini and the Pooh bear Winnie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Ralph Nader, Superman, Peter Pan, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, Chris Rock, and Lindsay Lohan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast and they spend the night with Chuck Norris at last
It was the greatest slumber party the world had ever saw, with some neighbors stared in total awe
The sleep raged on for a century, many people woke up but eventually
A champion stood, the rest did their better, Doris Roberts in a Mr. Rogers sweater

This is the ultimate sleepover of ultimate destiny
Pillow fights, orgy, as well as a huge slumber party
They had a very good time enjoying a great night's sleep
This is the ultimate sleepover (what a sleepover)
This is the ultimate sleepover (I'll have a sleepless night)
This is the ultimate sleepover of ultimate destiny