Friday night, you're 'bout to dine
What to serve 'em, beer or wine?
Pasta, pizza or rissotto?
When in doubt there is but one
Super woman to count on
Turn on tv, watch her videos

Well she's the chick en la cocina
Making gourmet meals of tuna
She's the queen of home-economics, it's Martha
Yes, at Dow Jones she didn't do well
She has earned her own prison cell
Which she decorated, made it look antique Victorian!
She's an alien
And her jumpsuit's
Orange satin

She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"

Many think it's brujeria
How she makes stains disappear
Using extract from some citrus
She can dissolve chewing gum-a
Others say that she's a real
Decorator and dictator

Well she's the chick en la cocina
Making gourmet meals of tuna
She's the queen of home-economics, it's Martha
Yes, at Dow Jones she didn't do well
She has earned her own prison cell
Which she decorated, made it look antique Victorian!
She's an alien
And her jumpsuit's
Orange satin

She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"

Ah na na na na na na na na na na na
Ah na na na na na na na na
Ah na na na na na na na na na na na
Ah na na ei ei ei eh oh
Ah na na na na na na na na na na na
Ah na na na na na na na na
Ah na na na na na na na na na na na
Ah na na ei ei ei eh OWWWWWWH!

She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"

She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"
She's off the air, ha! But they.. air the replays
She tells me how to make paella, wasabi
And reminds me that it is "a good thing"

(fade out)