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Song Parodies -> "Sister"

Original Song Title:

"Monster"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Sister"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

That's too revealing
I've never seen a cross like that my lord
Don't say his name like that
He will save me

She prays for hearts
She pra-a-ays for hearts
(Cause she's a sister)

She prays for hearts
She pra-a-ays for hearts
(She prays for me)

She prays for hearts
She pra-a-ays for hearts
(ha ha ha ha ha)

She prays for hearts
She pra-a-ays for hearts
(Let's all pray)

Look at her
On her knees
All dressed in black
One rosary
Raise her hands to the skies
yes she believes in all her sacred ties
(sacred ties)
(sacred)

Close to preachers and she don't wear tight clothes no more (oh no)
The Hail Mary she has it memorized of course baby
She sings of God at the altar, the lord she calls (oh yeah)
But something tells me I once knew her, yeah

That girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister
The girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister
The girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister
On her knees there's blisters
Er-er-er-ers

She'll cross her heart
(She'll save the world)
Prayer is her art
(Cannot talk to her, she's saving all)
Recites in parks
(She'll save the world)
'bout Noah's ark
(Cannot talk to her, she's saving all)

Won't show her hips
Or her knees
But she looks good as nuns can be
Put her arms out towards me
Said "Boy now come over here and talk to me"

She said, "David I've seen you here before" (She did)
She said she saw me back when she was twenty-four Davey (uh)
I loved her friend and she got bored, joined a nun hall (oh yeah)
and now she says she's loving Jesus, yeah

That girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister
She said Come her mister
Ma-ma-ma-mister
That girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister
but she said come hither
Er-er-er-er

I broke her heart
(I played that girl)
I broke her heart
(Should I talk to her, ask if all's well)
I broke her heart
(I left that girl)
I broke her heart
(Should I talk to her, ask if all's well?)

She said don't start
She said don't start
David Yes that sister touched my head
Parted my hair
Parted my hair
My head Yes this sister wants me to wed

I wanna leave fast
But she said to pray instead
Uh oh! There's a sister touching my head
She said boy, don't look at me strange
She took my hat right off
she kissed my head said that I should be tamed
oooohh ooh ooooh
(She said I'm tough)
(What is wrong with her, Thought nuns don't love)
Aimed for my heart (oooooh)
She a-a-a-imed for my heart
(She said I'm tough)
Aimed for my heart
(What is wrong with her, Thought nuns don't love)

(that girl-that girl-that girl)

That girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister (Friend of my ex)
That girl is a sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister (friend of my ex)
She wants me to kiss her
Ka-ka-ka-kiss her (friend of my ex)
I did, then there's laughter
ter-ter-ter-ter

She played me, that sister
Sa-sa-sa-sister (In walked my ex) (She dropped her robe)
That girl ain't no sister (She pla-a-a-yed a part)
sa-sa-sa-sister (It was revenge) (She dropped her robe)
That girl ain't no sister
sa-sa-sa-sister (I feel stupid)
That girl ain't no sister
er-er-er-er
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Matthias - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Seeing that you're atheist this must have been a tough one for you to come up with especially with a Lady Gaga song known for her length and repetition. Very well done sir.
Peter Andersson - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I think a threesome of 5s are in order here, nun the lower...
UnKnownVotress - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, Bro . . . . what do you know ?

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