I'm bloating up
It's been brewing for months
I could ignite with a match
Damn there's always a catch
It's the price of fame
Eating fans that gives me wind

Load 'em with cheese
Stuff my fans to and frow
You know what that means
Means I'm gonna blow
Yes fame has a price
Ready for this toxic wife?
'Cause you know that baby I

I'm a cannibal
I'll follow you and then I'll eat you
I will, I will eat you
But by eating humans
You know that it will make me farty
A little, a little farty

Deep fried juicy fans
When I'm full I'll keep them in a can
Baby grab a pin
Tie down and then deflate me
A little, a little farty

Often the kids
Get stuck in my teeth
But I keep them in pits
Yeah cause you'll know
I'm chewing between the sets
Children they tatse the best

Farts start to burn
And my stomach it churns
Smell it you'll die
and with teardrop you'll cry
Fame has a price
Eating fans cherry pie
'Cause you know that baby I

I'm gonna let one go
They'll call it hurricane Gaga
Lady, Lady Gaga
damn by eating humans
You know that it will make me farty
A little, a little farty


Deep fried juicy fans
When I'm full I'll keep them in a can
Baby grab a pin
Tie down and then deflate me
A little, a little farty


Stand back
(I fart in the studio)
Woop, BANG!
(I shat in my nappy yo)

Come hear child, MMMM
Oh so tasty but you'll make me fart!

I'm a cannibal
I'll follow you and then I'll eat you
I will, I will eat you
But by eating humans
You know that it will make me farty
A little, a little farty

Deep fried juicy fans
When I'm full I'll keep them in a can
Baby grab a pin
Tie down and then deflate me
A little, a little farty