Puff puff puff aah
Puff puff puff aaah
Puff puff puff aaaah
Puff puff puff aaaaaah
Puff puff pffaaaaaaaaah

I wanna skin up like they do in Me-hee-co
Pump a juicy reefer full of Acapulco Gold
(It's smokin')
A dozen rizlas make it big enough for me
It's filled with nearly half an ounce of pure THC

Oh, oh, oh
Now pass it on - one drag and you're done
Oh, oh, oh
So pass it on - my spliff's nearly gone

Can't see my puffy eyes
They're kinda glazed in my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)
Now I'm high, like a kite
It's pale white is my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaah)
T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaaah)

I wanna fill my little pipe up to the bowl
Fill it to the brim with tetra-hydro-cannabinol
(I love it)
Smokin' tobacco's not the same you know it's true
I wanna put the "doobie" into Scooby Doobie Doo, woo


Oh, oh, oh
I'm droppin' rocks.. looks like chicken pox
Oh, oh, oh
I drop hot rocks.. all down to my socks

Lots of guys' dreamy eyes
They're looking nice like my toker face
(They're tokin' I'm not jokin')
No reply.. I know why
'Cause I can see in her toker face
(She's sighin', brain is fryin').

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaaaah)
T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaaaaah)
(Puff puff puff aaaaaaah)
(Puff puff pffffaaaaaaaaah)

I'm not bluffin' that I'm tough en-
Ough like nuffin'
Cause I'm stuffin' lots of stuff in
Got enough in now I'm puffin'
Like a steam-train chuffin'

Just like a bloke who likes a toke
T'ain't no joke the sweetest smoke
Is not from coke.. not from coke
Hold it in until I [cough] choke!

Understand, he can't stand
But he looks grand with a toker face
(He's tasted gettin' wasted)
And now it's gettin' blitzed
There's many zits in his toker face
(He's gone completely zonko)

Had a drag, he's a stag
For any slag with a toker face
(A stoner with a boner)
Come on, punk, taste this skunk
Then go kerplunk with a toker face
(Who's puffin' wearin' nuffin'?)

Look at my glazed eyes
There's no disguising my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)
Now I'm high, like a kite
I'm pale white with my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaah)
...repeat till wasted