Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
I am an evil man
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Without an evil laugh

Mwa-ha, mwa-ha-ha-a
Moo hoo, hoo ha ha-a
Bwa-ha, moo ha ha-a
Need an evil laugh

Gyah-ha, wa-ha-ha-a
Hoo hoo, moo hoo ha-a
Wa-ha, ya ha ha-a
Suck at evil laughs

Though I've had success
In my evil schemes
There's one last villain shtick
Of which I'm need
I need a laugh
Bwa-ha-ha I need a laugh

I need a chuckle
A chortle or howl
Something to do when I do exploits most fowl
I need a laugh
Mwa-ha-ha
I need a laugh
(Gya-ha-ha I need a laugh)

Something to bash heads to
Need something to rob banks to
Not seen as bad without a laugh

I've got no problems with killing riff-raff
But I need a really evil laugh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
I'm fine with tearing some dumb hero in half
I still need a really evil laugh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Can't pull off evil plans
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Without an evil laugh

Bwa-ha, mwa-ha-ha-a
Hee hee, hoo ha ha-a
Mwa-ha, hee hee ha-a
Need an evil laugh

My brow is furrowed
My mouth's open wide
But all my laughs are shit
And I don't know why
Why can't I laugh?
Mwa-ha-ha, why can't I laugh?

I try to giggle
And snicker a bit
But nothing good comes out, though
Feel like a twit
I want a laugh
Bwa-ha-ha
An evil laugh
(Nya-ha-ha, true villains laugh)

Something to scam fools to
(I'm sick of coughing, buddy)
Need something to shoot cops to
Not seen as bad without a laugh

I try to chuckle, I just cough and hack
Man, I need a really evil laugh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
At villain meetings I cop real heavy flack
Cause I can't manage an evil laugh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
It's something that I lack
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
A really evil laugh

Nya-ha, wa-ha-ha-a
Heh heh, hoo hee ha-a
Bwa-ha, ya ha ha-a
Need an evil laugh

Gya-ha, ha-ha-ha-a
Hoo hoo, hoo ha ha-a
Fwa-ha, ya ha ha-a
Need an evil laugh

All the other villains
Hate me cause I suck at laughin'
When I try to practice
Good guys kick my minions' asses
I've tried taking lessons
Worked on my Joker impression
It adds up to nothin'
Do I just lack all emotion?

I have this thought, I know of some villains
Who inspire fear cause they have no feelin's
No rage or joy, just a creepy visage
I found my call, time to revamp myself!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
Gonna revamp myself
(Won't need an evil laugh)
I hope it turns out well
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh)
I'll just be grim, man
(No need for evil laughs)
I guess that is that!

No need to giggle when you're creepy, man
I no longer need an evil laugh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
May need to smirk, but who the hell can't do that?
Wasted time whining 'bout evil laughs

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
(Don't need evil laughs)
I'll just be creepy, man
(Won't need evil laughs)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh
(A silent bad man)
Good riddance, evil laugh

Mwa-ha, mwa-ha-ha-a
Moo hoo, hoo ha ha-a
Bwa-ha, moo ha ha-a
Up yours, evil laugh!