Verse 1:

You get the crown for go-going all out
How come I see you
When I look in my rearview
You’re fanatical
I now need a sabbatical
Black cap and shades
That huge overcoat
You’re hiding in trees
Please tell me it’s a joke
How come I find you digging thru that trash of mine
Are you a private eye?

Chorus:

I need to take a stand
I think you’re living in my trash can
That’s called, that’s called stalking
Four times out of five your car is parked on the other side
That’s called , that’s called stalking
When I’m in the grocery line
You happen to be bagging right at that time (paper or plastic)
About to call the law
I hope they sic their dogs on you then
Cuz you’ve been, you’ve been stalking

Verse 2:

Saw you dressed like a girl
I thought it was a joke
I turned and said hello
You tripped and then choked
You ran to your car and dashed out just like on nascar

Satellites all over the roof of your car
I suspect your watching me from your camcorder
You must have forgot
The windows on your car aren’t tinted a lot
Are you going through withdrawal?

Chorus:

I need to take a stand
I think you’re living in my trash can
That’s called, that’s called stalking
Four times out of five your car is parked on the other side
That’s called , that’s called stalking
When I’m in the grocery line
You happen to be bagging right at that time (paper or plastic)
About to call the law
I hope they sic their dogs on you then
Cuz you’ve been, you’ve been stalking

Bridge:

Real good
I caught you on video
Clink, clink
The handcuffs on you will go
They’ll put you in cell 21
You’ll have to share it with a guy named Big Guns

Chorus:

I need to take a stand
I think you’re living in my trash can
That’s called, that’s called stalking
Four times out of five your car is parked on the other side
That’s called , that’s called stalking
When I’m in the grocery line
You happen to be bagging right at that time (paper or plastic)
About to call the law
I hope they sic their dogs on you then
Cuz you’ve been, you’ve been stalking