"Suddenly I Stink"

Her face is crappy old turd
It’s a crappy old turd
She’s not a beautiful girl
She'll make you hurl
And everything around her is a gleaming pool of shite
The people living with her make her stand outside at night
It just the smell
She puts us all inside a kind of hell

Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
I’ve probably got fleas
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
Why’d you have to stand so close to me
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
I’ve probably got fleas
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
Why’d you have to stand so close to me

I feel like buying her soap
Like buying her soap
Shame she’s an ugly old dope
She's an ugly old dope
She joins in conversations like she’s actually a friend
Her odour’s Godforsaken, now when will this torture end
Her underwear,
Is older than her Granny’s rocking chair

Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
I’ve probably got fleas
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
Why’d you have to stand so close to me
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
I’ve probably got fleas
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
Why’d you have to stand so close to me

And she's taller than most
And she's looking at me
I can see her eyes looking down a page in a magazine
Oh she makes me feel like I could take a shower
A nice long shower
She got the shower to be
A shower to give
A shower to see

Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
I’ve probably got fleas
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
Why’d you have to stand so close to me
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
I’ve probably got fleas
Suddenly I stink (Suddenly I stink)
Why’d you have to stand so close to me