Glinda: spoken
I can't believe I ate that popsicle

Elphaba: spoken
Me neither.

Both:
We have a slight problem over-eating here, you see

Elphaba
But I'm out of Alka-Seltzer

Glinda:
But of course I'll try and fight it

Both:
For I know it's the only way to respond, yes. There's been some uncomfort for you see our problem is

Glinda:
Unusually exceeding my waist line and all together quite impossible to enjoy

Elphaba:
Big

Glinda:
Here comes that feeling I'm used to, s'not new

Elphaba:
I get each time that I finish my food

Glinda:
My stomachs churning

Elphaba:
I can't help burping

Glinda:
It just keeps pushing

Both:What is the feeling?
As I clean my plate, familiar with it's name
Yes.


Bloating
Really unbearable bloating

Glinda:
From your steak

Elphaba:
Your beans

Glinda:
Your pudding

Both:
Let's just say, I ate it all

Every little bite however small
Makes my very stomach start to bawl

A simple matter
Bloating

There's a bad exhilaration
In this gas manifestation

It's so gross, so wrong

Though I do admit I ate too much
Still I might have room for one more lunch

And I will be bloating, bloating, oh my whole meal long

Chorus:
Dear Galinda you ate too much food
How could you stand it? I don't think I could

You ate tuna with some tartar
We must try to stand downwind
Because Galinda you're a farter

Glinda:
Should, I take TUMS or Mylanta?

Chorus:
Poor Galinda forced to decide
Over products so disguticified

We just want to tell you, we'll stand to the side

To escape your

Chorus: ***
Bloating
Really unbearable bloating
From your steak, your beans, your pudding
Let's just say, we ate it all

Glinda and Elphaba:***
Here comes that feeling I'm used to, s'not new? I get each time that I finish my food. My stomachs churning, I can't help burping

what is this feeling?
Familiar with it's name.
yes.

Every little bite however small
Makes my very stomach start to bawl

All:
Ooooooh!

Glinda and Elphaba:
Bloating
There's a bad exhilaration
In this gas manifestation

It's so gross, so wrong

Though I do admit I ate too much
Still I might have room for one more lunch

And I will be bloating until dinner

Bloating, gas inside me

Bloating, ewwwwwww

My whole meal long


Elphaba:
burps

Glinda:
Ah!