"How did it start? Well, I don't know
I just need the dollars
I clean the teeth, drill in deep
As he screams and hollers
These little holes, the pain they cause is so excruciating
I fill them up, I can't give it up
'Cause it's my bills that they're paying"

I brush my teeth, but I can't reach
Everything I ever chewed
So I go to you, and what do you do?
You're drilling holes in me, dude!

"Your fillings, I can't help but shape them
I'm sorry, you need novacaine
Your teeth inside are constantly fading
I'm sorry, you should brush every day"

I don't know why I need all this gold
I don't know why you hurt me
All I wanna do is meet with you
To make the pain go away
Why do I have this dentist?
All he does is chastise me
"Why do you have this plaque?
All you gotta do is brush it away"

I brush my teeth, but I can't reach
Everything I ever chewed
So I go to you, and what do you do?
You're drilling holes in me, dude!

"Your fillings, I can't help but shape them
I'm sorry, you need novacaine
Your teeth inside are constantly fading
I'm sorry, you should brush every day"

I brush my teeth, but I can't reach
Everything I ever chewed
So I go to you, and what do you do?
You're drilling holes in me, dude!

"Your fillings, I can't help but shape them
I'm sorry, you need novacaine
Your teeth inside are constantly fading
I'm sorry, you should brush every day"

So brush every day!
So brush every day!
So brush every day!