I'm feeling hungry today
Not thirsty, not drunk today
Just hunger and hollow inside
My hand just breaks down
Whys everything so tasty?
I like my fries with coke
I'm delighted and happy
What I'm gonna eat!

Right now!
Can't find more nuggets
To get more coke
When I eat fries

Right now!
I feel the fries inside
I want to open and eat you!

Right now!
I rip apart the things inside
That excite me!

Right now!
I can't control myself
I F*cking love these!

I'm feeling cheesey today
My girl just ran away
I'm devestated and frusterated
God, no burgers on board!
So, why feel the need?
I think its time to feed
I'm gonna cut this packet
And watch the ketchup hit the fries!

Right now!
Can't find more salsa on my chips
When I eat Stew!

Right now!
I feel the fries inside
I want to dip and eat those!

Right now!
I rip apart the meal
I eat whats inside!

Right now!
This toy is broke..
I F*cking hate you!

You give me burgers again
I swear I'm gonna eat them
You feed me Happy Meal again
Oh God, I cannot take it...

Shut up...shut up...shut up I'll eat this up
Shut up...shut up...shut up I'll eat this up
Shut up...shut up...shut up I'll eat this up
Shut up...shut up...shut up I'll eat this up
Shut up...shut up...shut up I'll eat this up
Shut up...shut up...shut up I'll eat this up

Right now!
Can't find the money in my pocket
To pay for Burgers
When I see you!

Right now!
I see burgers inside
Oh, I want to eat you!

Right now!
I rip apart the package
The fries that excite me!

Right now!
I can't control myself
I f*cking love Mcdonalds!

A Happy Meal too!
Burgers and fries, too!
A diet Coke and Pepsi, too
Onion rings and salsa, too!

EAT UP!